Confit. Cook them slowly in the byproducts of their own vanity.

I specifically requested a manual transmission rental car while I was in Italy. Instead, they hand me the keys to an automatic XC60. I showed them the original paperwork which had the box for manual checked, and a personal note in the special request category saying, “I want a 3-pedal manual.”

Black Panther was good but do people really consider it to be the best film of 2018? 

Look, I’m a huge MCU fan from the get-go (loyal Agents of Shield viewer here), but honestly, Black Panther was not Oscar-worthy and this is all a lot of noise about nothing. After all the hype and Brinks trucks rolling up to Disney’s house, it was really just an average origin story movie between two characters that…

If we’re honest, the records haven’t been broken because nobody has bothered to try. Satellites killed the Blackbird as well as any and all heirs to the throne.

Always Kobe flinching truthers...

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“Less than half his age” sounds creepy enough when it references a 75 year old dude.. when it’s said about a 33 year old it’s way beyond creepy... When it’s said about a 33 year old dating a girl just one year older than his own daughter it’s not creepy any more it’s pedophilia.

Nobody is calling him Jimmy Saville, that man was a literal rapist and the devil incarnate. But it’s not great, and it’s worse because he’s Paul Walker. When it’s some middling dude with no prospects who winds up with a 16 year old because they’re impressionable and fall or an older man then while it is creepy and…

he just wanted to make sure there weren’t any slip-ups

I stopped reading after “he crossed the (picket) line.”

That’s transparently a semantic, move-the-goalposts, cop-out of a bet because you specifically name Kim and you specifically say lead and you specifically name yourself even though this was initially about all of the Kardashians/Jenners (Chyna too dont @ me) and all of the coverage from all the Jez staff. But hell, I’l…

Plus, why would you want to see your star shortstop injure himself jumping into the crowd after making a routine catch in fair territory?

“Mind you, I may be playing fast and loose with the age cutoff” — Roman Polanski

You mention Liverpool’s anthem but then quote (and link to) the sun.....

Meh, he asked him about an 80 yard TD play a defensive interception, and an offensive interception. Still a good memory but I imagine he watched those plays over and over and over again. I’d like to see him ask about a play from a game where they were blowing another team out and ran a 2 yard dive play. And now I…

I would NOT want to be Blacula right now.

Oh wait, you mean THE Ohio State University. Yeah, I knew all about that stuff.

Multimillionaire pro athlete promises to buy mother-in-law a house; doesn’t tell her it’s a trailer. They truly lead lives the rest of us dream of.

Serves those bandwagon Las Vegas fans right. 5 years ago I bet most of them didn’t even know Vegas had a team.