Wow, these character backstories are really intricate.

Smh. Gambling has been legal nationwide for like two weeks and Vegas is already irrelevant.

i’ve heard of people get described as “catcher’s body” but not “backstop”

“Hey, look at us! We can cover up concussions and rampant drug use too! We’re just as scandalous! Hey where are you going!!”

Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.

More like “Richie Incogito.”

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

Vlade is going to trade 5 future unprotected first round picks to Phoenix to make sure he gets Doncic.

It’s saying Laurel, how is this even a blog post

She gets the Oscar nod instead of Winslet.

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

Don’t go hungry, go Hungary!

Next they’re gonna tell us there’s racism in golf!

Racism? In Tennis? I’m shocked I tell you, SHOCKED.

Why would he go out to visit people who don’t respect him, when he can stay at home for that?

Durex advertised their sponsorship with a poster campaign that showed a picture of the racer in its livery and the headline “Small Family car”.

No, wrong Baalke- I’m talking about the one who entertained the nation with his comic misadventures for more seasons that he should have.

A ludicrous save but... is one of those announcers continually insisting, despite all evidence to the contrary, that it hit the post?

I actually think this was the correct call but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

You must be nearer to the opponent’s goal line than both the second to last defender AND the ball to be in an offside position.