There are cheap cars out there. A base Spark is only slightly more expensive than a Yugo would be in 2018 dollars, and is a vastly better car in pretty much every way.

Idk, maybe just pick a lane and stay in it. I’m not sure any of these sentiments are worthy of a post, let alone two.

...Did you just post your own tweets?

That’s good. I wasn’t sure I could hear Michigan State is in the sweet 16 without vomiting this year.

This was not how I imagined a Republican would get caught up in a pegging scandal

Don’t know why there’s much mystery about whether a kid like that to get ejected. Seems like a pretty black and white situation.

Of course. They’re resistant to time

Wow. Jokes aside, this is absolutely fucking insane.

You damn SJWs conveniently ignore the fact Schiano knows more about how to staph a locker room than you ever will.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

You get liger you can hear sneaking up on you while you’re in the shower?

R.I.P. Dolores O’Riordan. Got to see the Cranberries at Target Center and remember really only two things, O’Riordan’s DGAF dancing and enthusiasm along with the terrible sound quality in the arena. This is an underappreciated Cranberries song, IMO:

I was just listening to the Cranberries on the way to work this morning and heard the news a few hours later. I love this version of Linger because Dolores’ voice isn’t overshadowed by the music.

Ump: Inside corner, strike three! You’re out!

It’s amazing to me that in a league where fouls are called so often over the course of most of the game, they are regularly not called in the deciding moments.

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

This is a very typical defeatist liberal way of viewing things. Alabama literally just elected a pro-choice Democrat who prosecuted the KKK for killing four black girls in one of the reddest states in the country.

Which is doubly concerning given that America didn’t even win in MLS.

Of course. A missed defensive holding call is beyond the pale and completely deserving of an unexpected decapitation attempt that forces the db from the game.

This is the purest desire I’ve ever felt in my life to see both sides lose.