When the Olympics introduce new sports, I generally feel like an old fart, but for once I feel like this is a great call.

Come on.

Not long ago the IAAF didn’t recognize World Records in marathons, instead calling them “World Best”s, due to the un-uniform race-conditions inherent in street-running. Some are run in plus wind, some are run on a downslope, etc..

It is however great to be on the other side making jokes.

I’ve always liked the fact that Houston - a city in the red-blooded American state of Texas - chose the moniker exclusively used by communist clubs.

As always it comes down to teachings of Star Wars: “Always two there are”

Nickelback is unequivocally  better than Maroon 5, because while their songs are both/all pandering to the lowest common denominator, bad faux falsetto is inarguably worse than bad faux bass.

Universally* regarded as the best videogame soundtrack.

They had ample opportunity to rationalize their company’s labor force.

Comparing this to the Countach seems appropriate:

I’m guessing breaststroke (and probably butterfly) have rules that state that both hands must touch at the same time as they are symmetrical styles as opposed to backstroke and crawl (technically freestyle).

I’ll still defend Mark Sanchez the quarterback (the pedophile - not so much).

Didn’t Beverley leave money on the table to stay in LAC rather than go to SAC?

For the header of this article - purportedly about inadequate refereeing - you show a picture of Rapinoe getting an absolutely correct yellow.

One of the only sports were VAR in my opinion works fairly well and fluently, is coincidentally the sport called “hockey” in the rest of the world.

“Shut the fuck. Now! You shut up!”

The abso-fucking-lutely overwhelming critique of the Sonic movie has been the fact that the title character looks like a kid trapped in a fursuit, rather than the iconic videogame hero of a large section of the target audience youth, and this utter dipshit thinks it’s due to analog versus digital?

It's such a shame that Schröder is ruining the German people's reputation as a respectful and peace-loving nation.

If we’re posting contenders from the weekend’s action, I’ll submit this save from Victor Axelsen vs. the defending champion Shi Yuqi at the All England badminton tournament:

Turns out Maddox by all later accounts really wasn’t being ironic.