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Eat, Pray, Tail: I Wore a Tail for 1 Week and Learned Nothing

I don’t remember exactly how I played myself into wearing a tail for a week—I just know that it wouldn’t have…

10/11/16

I choose to believe that this is a very obscure shot at George Karl. Old white dudes get pissed if you shit on the Beatles.

10/10/16

Damn, how emasculating for Madison.

10/9/16

http://deadspin.com/5675694/prelude-to-a-tragedy-how-a-notre-dame-student-died-and-why-he-shouldnt-have

10/4/16

I had never even heard of Elena Ferrante until now, so congratulations to her defenders; mission accomplished.

10/4/16

I’m glad he finally confirmed my suspicions! I was shocked at first to learn her identity, but after I went back and reread her books, I realized that Elena Ferrante’s writing style was exactly like Ashley Feinberg’s.

10/3/16

Shit, I just hope Jeff Smith never cracks the combination to Samer’s safe bubble.

10/2/16

Offsides.

10/1/16

The driver is Danish. There aren’t exactly any Danish-made Formula 1 cars, are there?

9/30/16

Barry, are you insinuating that the Cardinals won....

9/28/16

Holy shit I love this guy. Why your team sucks Ryder Cup edition. See if Magary will counter!!!!!!!

9/27/16

It won’t happen, because the most troubling thing he said in the video (not that it’s mentioned here, of course) was admitting to doing third-party ownership deals as recently as Enner Valencia’s transfer to West Ham. This is significant because West Ham is the only team in England to have been sanctioned for breaking…

9/27/16

Actually, it should be ranked at #18, with #17 being “Songs about being hit by my truck”

9/27/16

“Cher is an average talent”

9/26/16

I think he actually did it with the Patriots as well. Him doing it with the Dolphins is the only reason I know this rule. Also, the Patriots traded for Welker.

9/26/16

Wes Welker did the same thing while playing for the Dolphins and I’m convinced it was 90% of the reason the Patriots signed him.

9/23/16

If the Veyron’s development is anything to go on, Bugatti’s two-year delay between launching the Chiron and testing its top speed may not be part of a carefully-planned brand strategy.

9/19/16

Well, it still remains to be seen if Wentz will pan out. So far we’ve only seen him against Division 2 competition, in both college and the pros.

If we were talking about almost any other team, signing a 26 year old QB and gaining all of those draft picks would be a no-brainer.

But since this is the Browns, it was a…

9/19/16

Tiffany Trump, because someone has to take the picture.

9/19/16

It’s really got to be hard to be your father’s second choice for a date.