I don’t think us humans can understand the plight of half-human, half-robots as marginalized members of our society.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

What does nonplussed mean to you? Because according to almighty google, it means surprised and confused so much that they are unsure how to react, or could mean unperturbed in the North American connotation. Seeing as Raph is in NA, and the cow seemed pretty confused, I feel that either meaning does apply here...

Interesting wording in the headline there, San Antonio Express-News.

FYI will be restarting my campaign from a few years ago pls join the movement

That’s an off the wall idea, but it just might make the Leafs into a contender!

So the Gooexus made a last second decision? It found itself in the wrong lane and instead of doing the SMART thing and continuing the right turn, and re-routing itself, it tried to force its way back into traffic.

Happy International Women’s Day everyone!

That player was lucky! With Israeli medics, sometimes you keep your limbs, and sometimes Jerusalem.

It’s like Shawshank for me. If I come upon it on TNT I have to watch to the end.....

Two cyclists being chased by an ostrich... tagged on Jalopnik as a "target-rich environment."

That dessert-eating phenom’s going to go places.

That guy was actually his step dad. The kid hadn’t really taken a liking to his new step dad and usually only talked to him in passive aggressive remarks. Step dad thought that a trip to the ball game would change all of that. Kids love sports! But when he got there the kid wasn’t impressed and after every play would…

Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

I hate cats when they are all moist and rubbery like that. This is a terrible cat.

Seriously. Mother. Fucking. Waffle House. Aside from their never-fail menu, their apparel section boasts a number of gems, the crown jewel of which is a fucking official Waffle House Arm Sleeve. No other chain dining experience touches their level. http://www.shopwafflehouse.com/collections/fi…

I promise you I haven't heard Harrison's name in an NFL-based sentence for over 5 years.....I thought he was in prison.

It’s a giant Flip flop!!!

“Not wh....listen, let’s just say his attitude doesn’t mesh with the team.”
-Chip Kelly

Holy shit!