I can’t decide what is more depressing the fact that you own a “Target golf polo” or that you decided to admit to this shameful fact.

Quick question: how expensive does a suit have to be to cost more than the value of a car driven by a man in a “Target golf polo”?

That’s probably because you don’t live in England. He basically is BBC Radio 2. Seriously, he was the highest paid entertainer in the U.K. at one point. It’s just that being a local radio celebrity generally doesn’t translate across borders.

Are you coming at this with a UK perspective? Curious, because my limited understanding of Evans is that he’s somewhat of a big deal radio-wise currently in the UK, whereas LeBlanc isn’t up to much these days as far as I know, here in the US or otherwise.

Holy shit, those bullet points you highlighted are embarrassing!

I want my basketball teams to end their wins the same way I’ll end my life - dribbling until the clock runs out.

“Jenner is a ‘secondary reality television personality’ who has received criticism from disability rights groups and African-American communities.”

He was just paying tribute to Frank Kelly. RIP

Hey good one oh wait

Right how much do we think Bob Saget and Candace Cameron actually hate each other?

ever not even

Eh...I mean, Pablo claims he was never told to lose weight, while several Red Sox management folk say otherwise. That kind of lying is in disorder territory. And weren’t there rumors that Giants offered Pablo similar money to Red Sox—just with an eating clause triggered to incentives? Again, moving across country just…

“This is pretty jarring.”

Four wide, homie. Open wheel .0026 seconds.

Or his taste.

Right. Dogs.

Keeper Thinks He’s Higuita or Some Shit

Goddamn psych majors.

Oh yeah, I forgot how the ref passed the ball to Eriksen for the goal.

He even won the 1931 Monaco GP, becoming the only person from Monaco to win their home Grand Prix.