Another Sly Stallone movie featuring a deaf character (Copland, now Creed). Is this a commentary on Frank’s singing?

“Case closed?”

Tom, maybe you didn’t watch the video, but the Ravens were offsides. It’s a free play, and the results count only if the Rams want them to — the Rams accepted the penalty, so nothing that happened the last play actually happened. No play, no concussion. Case closed.

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

BREAKING: COMBAT SPORTS ATTRACT AGGRESSIVE INDIVIDUALS

Oklahoma State isn’t in Oregon. With three prominent schools it makes sense to spell it out when following AP style.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

Sometimes I’ll go ice skating, and I keep falling down just trying to slowly move in a big oval.

Nicknames shouldn’t be a play on your name or numbers. Not a fan of names like A-Rod or CP3.

I watched this goddamn movie religiously as a child. Years later I watched it with my wife and the best 80s song of all time came on. “Living in a Box” by Living in a Box, on the album “Living in a Box”.

If you can make fun of a guy who was disfigured by a car accident as a child, you have to!

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

My first thought upon hearing of his passing...

What is this? A tire for ants!?

I’m not exactly known for my clairvoyance, but even I could’ve told you that Ronaldo was going to flop at the box office.

So you like rear head- and legroom, eh? Was this car built specifically for China?

“That ain’t no fucking triangle. That’s a square.”