I can clearly see she’s given at least two.

It’s fitting that rodeo enthusiasts can only last for 7 seconds.

Good job, Gawker Journalist Greg Howard. You killed the man. Now, you need to challenge him to a foot race so he can feel a small sense of redemption.

Only in baseball can someone show gratitude by tipping his hat and then giving himself an over-the-pants handsy.

If you don’t get it, then I’d just stop while you’re....not getting ahead.

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

“LaMarcus, think about it! On any given day you could be passing the ball to Kobe and never seeing it again that possession in front of Victoria’s Secret supermodels, or Tom Hanks, or Lady Gaga, or even Michael Eisner! It could be Kate Upton who hears Kobe yelling at you to fucking pass him the ball when he’s open or…

You know how there are so many questions/comments on DS that could be avoided if people read to the end of the fucking article?

No escape from she-ality.

This is like the opposite of Doc Rivers having the terrible idea to make Austin Rivers drop stuff.

This all could've been avoided if they just stuck with Tebow

This is actually so accurate it hurts.

Truth?

breed out actual racism

Not a lawyer, but the ACLU and the Satanic Temple usually don’t find themselves on the same side of the legal questions, because the ACLU is fighting against the very laws that the Satanic Temple is actively using to make a point about it’s absurdity. For example, when the Satanic Temple was arguing to place their…

It’s an interesting philosophical question but as a practical reality you’re about 50 years too late and thousands of miles away from Kenya.

Quick question if the anti Christ happened to be aborted does that mean the apocalypse will be averted?

- neat! you can rearrange the words and it makes equal sense!

The Ssangyong is probably torture enough, honestly.

You’re wrong. No one has separate statistical catagories for the regular season and playoffs. That database just doesn’t exist.