When Fantasitic Voyage was released, Tim Duncan was a freshman at Wake Forest.

The joy that this epic narrative fail brings me is only slightly tempered by the thought of all the Arsenal articles coming between now and the end of the season.

Obviously. It’s well known that every experience and event is somehow more amazing/authentic/meaningful when it happens in Boston.

Am I the only one who thinks that interior doesn’t hold up? I’m usually a huge fan of the 2000s interior styling, but something about it screams dated. No doubt it’s insanely comfortable though.

That's not beer.......

He’s got 5 Academy Award nominations, 2 DGA nominations, 3 WGA nominations, 2 BAFTAs, 5 of his 7 movies are above 90% on Rotten Tomatoes and his last three movies cost 86 million to make and grossed 616 million.

Perhaps they are not the brightest folks in the world?

Some serious stupidity going on here, even if the guy is desperately trying to save the car, at least have the common sense to make the rest of your family wait outside.

Starred for the excellent Neverwhere reference.

Unfortunately, some people respond to sweetness and light with a sort of avid viciousness. Full-on Vandemar-and-Croup style of “there’s something nice and pretty, I’d like to completely destroy it.”

So.... A person drives a new (ish?) car onto the beach to watch the sunset, and gets too close to the ocean and lets the tide come in around the car. OK, I can see this happening, maybe. But to then not just open the windows and crawl out of the car? What!? Why!?

When Christian Bale has to step in and say “Whoa dude!.....come on dude chill you’re being a dick”, then it’s tie to check yourself.

$48,400?

Fairly recently me, my siblings and my parents were sitting around and in a sign of how we can now all talk like adults we were sort of telling “The most fucked up I’ve ever been” stories and my sister, who had a bit of a wild adolescence, tells a pretty horrific story. My mother, who was the least enthusiastic about…

Ooh, this one will be fun! The first story coming to my mind is one I have told on here before, but I’m sure it will be new to most of you:

Your bolding is quite bold.

Fucking hell. Doctor says my swimmers are all degenerates, too.

“[Evans] told me, ‘you wanna go home or you wanna be here?’ I want to be here. He said, ‘All right, then let’s go. We’re not stopping at any stores.”

He needs to have a run-in with young Larry Bird:

Anyone who calls this traveling can die in a fire.