ask him in thirty years and that’s how he’ll say it went down

I really wanted to see Carson attack the turkey with a hammer.

It might have possibly been the “Aoooga aoooga, honk honk honk” noises you made whenever Dina Meyer took her shirt off.

Understandable, I still have a HUGE crush on her.

I would like to know more.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

Up your butt and around the corner

Come on, we all know his nickname is Krapsnaps Bazingas.

And what are your feelings on the telegram?

I don’t hear Rodgers defending Norwegians when fans chant “VIKINGS SUCK”!

As do I. The savagery, it’s unimaginable. And yet it feels like looking away is a kind of betrayal.

I completely lose my stuffing every time I read about the Paris attack.

I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying.

Anyone who ever hated France because they didn’t support the Iraq War was an asshole in the first place.

That’s Mike Ekeler, linebacker coach & card-carrying football nutjob.

Ok

I say it's a head problem. Loser buys the winner a Coke.

The way his head whipped back I'm guessing it was a neck problem rather than a head problem.

I read that as “my husband is a drifter” and laughed because I didn’t get what that had to do with working HVAC. I then read the rest of your post and laughed.

Oh, for fuck’s sake. What part of “These Colors Don’t Run” doesn’t this guy understand?