“P.P.P.P.P.S. Teacher hits us when we make mistakes. Send help.”

ummm remember Waco?

Somewhat relevant. Sounds like Wisconsin or Minnesota, but totally relevant.

Oh hell yeah, send us your blog bro, I’ll totally read it

I LOVED that line. And I agree, kudos to you for handling things the way you are.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

Dwight Howard is the NBA equivalent to a frozen hamburger

She traveled.

God kills an infant to teach the parents a lesson, which is that they should love God more. The God who just killed their baby.

I was going to say- isn’t Zombie Jesus just.. regular Jesus?

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

Hang that next to the Mona Lisa.

no-holds-barred obama is the best obama

Religion.

Luke has his own record label under Sony called Kemosabe, so he’s not just her producer. He’s the head of her label. Kesha was the only money maker on the label. Everyone else he’s signed have flopped big time and the label is losing millions. My guess is they didn’t want to move her to another label because it would…

Carly will only pretend to give a shit if it polls well. Honestly, it’s in the GOP’s best interest not to support Planned Parenthood. Their entire platform is appealing to angry white men by being anti-gay, anti-black, anti-woman, anti-foreigners.

These victims have names and faces now. You can't just dismiss them as a number anymore Carly. Look at them, their blood is on your hands because of your lies.