Rep. Rob Taylor (R) attended, but turned his back during the blessing. This, he believes, is what Jesus would have done. “Jesus would be in the chamber, from my perspective. He would passively protest,” he told reporters.

“WERE YOU RAISED IN A GODDAMN K-MART?!” is my new go-to.

No, dumbfuck. This country was founded on the idea that a governmental body heavily intwined with a preferred religion wouldn't impose one belief system over another.

It's over. Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck was all 64 seeds, and he swept it.

Agreed!! Is there any better way to bond with your significant other than by singing as one of you births an enchilada baby? I say there is NOT.

Garlic, anchovy and red onion in the top 6?

What the fuck does this guy know, he believes in evolution?

There is nothing, just nothing like shooting those magnificent wild animals in the face and killing them just for the fuck of it. It feels so good.

"im extremely wealthy, yet still need to compensate for my penis size by shooting things bigger than me"- every big game hunter ever

Dear NBC,