Rep. Rob Taylor (R) attended, but turned his back during the blessing. This, he believes, is what Jesus would have done. “Jesus would be in the chamber, from my perspective. He would passively protest,” he told reporters.

No. My brother did it. As a cartoon. When I was a kid. I just said.

“WERE YOU RAISED IN A GODDAMN K-MART?!” is my new go-to.

You pet your mother with those pedipalps?

Hi, I'm frogberg. I started commenting solely on Jalopnik, but discovered that you folks are also "my people".

After the baby got it's head crushed in during the second movie I was officially done. I can take a lot but not that, that's just to much

"scientists actually got a group of candiru in a tank" - Scientist: "Note, I am now standing in 1 .2 meters of water." "I am now dropping trou, approximately knee level." "I am proceeding to 'drain the lizard'. Observe the motion of the fish very closely, students."

Oh man, Sagan's description of the Library of Alexandria and all that knowledge we lost has stuck with me since I was a child.

No, dumbfuck. This country was founded on the idea that a governmental body heavily intwined with a preferred religion wouldn't impose one belief system over another.

Please tell me those are from infomercials. They have the best exaggerations.

One of these things....

I'll just stay away from the kitchen

This whole talk is great.

Probably no effect at all.

Damn, Wikipedia is full of these. There's journalism's "Order of the Occult Hand", a

It's over. Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck was all 64 seeds, and he swept it.

Garlic, anchovy and red onion in the top 6?