I now see a lot of people telling the same story my two passengers told me. That said, this was happy fun gore porn to them.

I have seen this happen, in a Bill O'Reilly kind of way. I used to be a flight attendant, and in the 1990's we had 2 passengers that were coming from a hunt in Africa. They were going through a photo album of their elephant hunt. Disgusting stuff. I acted interested, they told me how there were "too many elephants" in…

I have done this for years but instead of a thermometer I have always used my vibrator. "Do you feel like you are shaking this fast? Faster??