I love this. Still chuckling. Thanks!

I don't think so. Without an accelerant like Oxygen the atmosphere would not catch on fire. I could be wrong though.

In the medical field when someone is dying and we can't figure out why we say they are STD, which means they are Circling The Drain (we can't spell). Because of the confusion between this and sexual diseases, people sometimes die while being treated for crabs.

Can somebody please put this to Benny Hill Music?

Two chemicals, are placed next to each other. They don't touch. But one suddenly starts smoking. What happened?

I now see a lot of people telling the same story my two passengers told me. That said, this was happy fun gore porn to them.

I have seen this happen, in a Bill O'Reilly kind of way. I used to be a flight attendant, and in the 1990's we had 2 passengers that were coming from a hunt in Africa. They were going through a photo album of their elephant hunt. Disgusting stuff. I acted interested, they told me how there were "too many elephants" in…

So far I have not seen anybody post about the two different theme songs for LiS. I saw a stand up comedian many years ago sing the two and the whole crowd knew them both. Here goes my first try at posting videos...

No matter what color, Gilligan's Island was so very bad.

The movie was that bad.

You must live in Michigan, I think this channel is only there. I can get it with rabbit ears but not Comcast cable. Me TV is horrible and great at the same time. I miss it.

That gum tastes funny.

I have done this for years but instead of a thermometer I have always used my vibrator. "Do you feel like you are shaking this fast? Faster??

You are so awesome!

I switched more than 6 months ago from Chrome back to Firefox. I feel vindicated. THANKS!

I think this needs to be here.

Mine seems to be secure too!!

I can think of a dumber one.

You called?