Hey man, it’s all good. There’s a reason we have Maureen.

I have to say it’s weird that you’re definitely real girlfriend from Canada is so invested in American politics.

Better to be the “after” pic for clitoral cysts than the “before”.

Jesus, her friends travel a LOT.

When your co-workers are openly saying “I’m glad you’ve embroiled yourself in an ethics scandal to distract the public from my own ongoing ethics scandal.”, it’s entirely possible there’s an ethics problem with the organization as a whole.

If this is the best you can do, then damn Sixers fans have already won.

I dunno, it just struck me as funny.

Bitch, bye. I’m glad we have mueller now. He seems so much better than Comey. As far as political calculus, and just being above the fray.

Harden at 1, Oladipo at 2, Durant at 3, Ibaka at 4, maybe Sabonis at 5 ... I don’t even care who you have on the bench, that team’s winning 60+ games in the East, assuming those first three can figure out a way to play together. Or hell, go small with Jackson, Harden, Oladipo, Durant, Ibaka.

We really are heading for the point where, any day now, Trump is going to start tweeting about the need to protect our precious bodily fluids, aren’t we?

That’s the face of a man that has not only just been fired, but that he also has to give back that marker.

Watch it again, my lad. There’s credit at the top left throughout the whole video. And if you want, there’s also a cool watermelon smashing somewhere in there—let me know if you catch it.

Not a bear video 6/10

Woe unto the bartender who does not leave the shaker next to my martini.

your not the orlando ilusion

look, if I want a corn dog, and I can get it. I’m getting that corn dog. why should this be any different? he wants rebounds let him have the rebounds. the analogy doesn’t fit perfectly I know in the sense that 16 corn dogs is probably better than 16 rebounds, but I think you follow

Did you read my reply at all before barfing this half-baked garbage at me? The issue isn’t noise, it’s the disruption of quiet. If the noise were constant, it wouldn’t be a problem.

Yeah, so fuck you, too. Nobody cares about your hate-boner, bruh.

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