deposition of Romulus Augustulus in 376

Please stop posting old articles as new stories just for additional clicks.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Or, they’re semi-employable morons who blindly follow orders placed in the computer by someone much higher up the food chain and NOT racist assholes.

Look into this further. According to Ali’s lawyer, there were two incidents; the TSA patdown was not the cause of complaint. Rather, Ali was flagged while checking in, and a ticketing agent put him on the phone with someone from the Dept of Homeland Security who questioned Ali for twenty minutes about his identity…

And being proud of it

That is not fair. He made his comment at 1:22AM according to the time stamp, and your article does not mention Vicodin until the 1:31 update. The title mentions opioids, but then the body does not. The only scheduled substances listed before the update were cyclobenzaprine and Ambien, neither of which are opioids.

Reading is fundamental. here’s four references to Vicodin on just one page. There are dozens more.

Anedoctal, but bear with me.
I just spent about 30 days sick with an CMV infection that halfway through gave me the glorious gift of a baby viral meningitis. To aleviate the pain the doctor prescribed me a light opioid named Tramadol.
The illness started to subside about a week ago but i had been taking that medicine…

But Josh Gordon is gonna have his career ruined because of weed.

GRRM has pages like Trump has billions.

I genuinely can’t tell if these are joke things you made up or if they are real things he made up. Either way, I hate them.

Are you literally more mad at Jalopnik than the president who got that veteran killed?

On the flip side, the commentators don’t reveal themselves to be gigantic assholes, racists, or misogynists on a live microphone for 60+ seconds. So kudos to that.

Hey man, be sure to duck. I don’t want that joke flying over your head to do any serious damage

Kellyanne Conway confirmed that Trump is a great golfer. In fact, she referred to his last win as The Putting Green Masacre.

If you can dodge a wrench...

When nuclear annihilation finally arrives, my hope is that videos such as these can tell future generations that, despite ending civilization on earth, we weren’t all that bad.

You know, it's really hard just being a shark without all these unrealistic expectations weighing down on me because of how sharks are portrayed in the media. Sometimes I can't deal. Hence, why I ate this dick who couldn't watch where he was swimming.

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me