Loved the first part of that book.

Subtle but evocative. +1

In all the other lists being hit by a car was, not exactly metaphorical, but not quite literal either. So this was the first list where I considered the reality of being hit by a car, and then remembered, Oh yeah! I was hit by a car when I was 12! I was selling popcorn door-to-door for the Boy Scouts and a new teen…

Turns out, it’s just the intergalactic pest exterminators doing their jobs.

You know I kind of took for granted the huge wave that would be generated by the PNW mega-quake. Your Yellowstone eruption request is approved. Let’s bundle as many as we can, leading to a gaping chasm from which the demons of hell are set loose upon earth.

Can that somehow start the Yellowstone eruption? I mean, if we’re packaging the apocalypse here, let’s go all out. Those will lead to the big tsunamis mentioned above, along with the whole famine thing. You know, we could probably really bundle a lot of those together.

4. Everyone is require to create, and regularly use, a twitter account.

#TeamAnimals

I actually found this rather comforting. Maybe Mt. Rainier will erupt, triggering the PNW mega-quake. I want my apocalyptic death scenario to be a package deal.

What a time to be alive. For the past 70-ish years we’ve had the knowledge (THE KNOWLEDGE!) that the most terrifying way for our species to die out is some person somewhere deciding “You know who needs to die? Everybody in this general vicinity,” and then they push a button and millions of people die. The universe and…

Not sure if you mean spore or sport so I’ll just assume you mean the first one. It’s a sports blog asshole. Not a fungus/video game blog. Check out foodspin/kotaku. It’s also not a religious blog so keep your beliefs out of this.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

im going to update this because it’s :(

Poor Luigi always getting shafted, even when it’s about him.

“Orange Julius Caesar.”

I’m the same. I just read the transcripts bc I.CAN’T. with her on video. Nope. This clip is safe to watch, though, even for us. I did. Because she’s out of her element, on a very liberal show, with a VERY established and famously popular host who actually ROASTED Cheeto at the WHCD one year!

Yup. Mr. Julius has the plausible deniability that comes along with mental illness, but she’s straight up peddling in hate for personal gain. As is everyone Trump surrounds himself with.

I still refuse to listen to this woman speak. So, I can’t bring myself to watch the video.

No enemy would instill panic in me in the entire game like she did.

Ugh now I’ma get invaded.