I’m curious if anyone has done the math, but how much taxpayer money goes into Trump Org pockets whenever he golfs at a course he owns or stays at Mar a lago?

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it eat a hamberder.

Protesting immigration?  Like, the entire concept of it?  Good luck with that.

He probably thinks a Trail of Tears is what you leave behind you when you’re really happy.

Former U.S. Attorney Harry Litman called the revelation “mind-blowing,” adding that it would be the “political scandal of all time,”

Yeah, really no way around not firing that person.  But, I salute the massive nuts it took to actually air it. 

I think the worry is that AOC will be successful in attaching the “extreme” policy ideas of Single Payer and Going Green to the platform. Imo, this is something the left should absolutely do. But, by doing so, they would essentially make the left the enemies of some pretty powerful moneyed interests.

I’m currently single and alone...do you think we can get Trump to declare a national emergency and send some Marines over to my house and take care of that?

The nihilist in me wants to laugh at all the imaginary values going up and down, up and down.

Ah, the Pee Pee Tape...

As a Chiefs fan who absolutely hates Marmalard:

Just as I did not choose to be gay,

Vice President Mike Pence, meanwhile, spent the whole meeting just staring blankly into space—probably thinking about the Bible, or a nice glass of milk, or something.

I have high respect for people who choose to be vegetarian/vegan. It takes a certain willpower I just don’t have. I tried it, and failed. Animals are just too fucking delicious.

very legal & very cool

adding that redefining age with “life beginning at conception” would “introduce an unacceptable uncertainty into the criminal law.”

Is there evidence of rampant porn watching on public access points?

Yeah, climate scientists are driven by money. All that sweet, sweet cash from you get form collating massive amounts of data. Once the United States finally accepts climate change all those climate scientists are going to make it rain and splurge on bitchin’ Ferraris and totally rad Lambos.

Do they understand that making abortion illegal, even with the death penalty, won’t prevent people from seeking abortions, right? All they’ll be doing is creating a dangerous black market for a medical procedure which, if caught, will result in the execution of desperate impoverished women.