Breaking News: Humans use a creative tool to make questionable and inappropriate things. Also dicks. Lots of dicks. Infinite dicks.

Totally off topic, but has the Big N ever shown interest in porting to the PC? Thinking about Mario Odyssey/Wonder or the Xenoblade games, or Zelda, or Metroid Dread at 4K/120 makes me all hot and bothered.

Sony: “We can’t live without CoD! We need MS to 1000% promise pinky swear to have CoD on Playstation! Exclusives are bad and will destroy us!”

I’d throw the Switch Xenoblade games on this list.  It’s amazing how Monolith created those visuals on the Switch.  Always makes me wonder what their artists could do if they had a little more juice to play with.

Virtuos?  I thought this was the one Bluepoint was working on...?

If comics have taught me anything it’s that death is just a minor inconvenience.

Been waiting for Urban’s Dredd to return for a long, long time.

Looks amazing!  I hope it sells well, maybe we’ll get a Metal Wolf Chaos sequel.

I don’t get it.

Oh. No. What a. Tragedy. Or something.

Here’s what I don’t get: Why 15 weeks? Why 6 weeks? If they want to ban abortion, just ban abortion. They finally caught the car.  What’s the purpose of a 15 or 6 week ban when you can now just ban it entirely?

Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt and just assume that the Devil’s Lettuce causes people to go on rampages through elementary schools. If someone on a Mary Jane induced Psychotic Break doesn’t have access to a gun, then, you know, elementary schools don’t get shot up. At most the local 7-11 is going to sell more…

My 2 cents:

Hey, I did a quick 5 minutes of Googling, and it appears that mifepristone’s side effects are pretty tame and has a mortality rate less than tylenol. So, uh, why isn’t thing available over the counter?

I wouldn’t say the Milla Jovavich Resident Evil movies are “good”. But I love them.  For some reason seeing Milla Jovavich in improbable outfits killing zombies in creative ways does it for me. 

Have that bell curve BS at my job, they apply it to evaluations which effects what kind of raise you get every year. This sucks because the bottom of the bell curve isn’t a lower raise, it’s no raise. And the manager HAS to pick a % of their team to get no raise. So dumb.

Anything can be a butt plug if you are courageous enough.

My favorite was when they announced Bloodborne on PC.

If we’ve learned anything from all this, it’s that the practical applications for anal beads are truly endless.

Sweet. I’m really liking Sony’s push into PC. This game rules.