The ‘abstinence only’ thing boggles my mind. If you applied that model to literally anything else it would be evidently absurd.

My pick? Move her to the east side of the Ulysses S. Grant memorial in DC facing the Capitol Building.

Speaking as someone who unashamedly enjoys the frak out of the Resident Evil movies (all 253 of them), I thought Rampage was goofy fun. I enjoyed it. Sometimes I just want to turn my brain off for two hours and watch The Rock pretend to be X (in this case a primatologist).

“Dammit Bill, I said the server was for Matt. FOR. MATT!”

Maybe I’m crazy, but I don’t get it. Lorde was obviously referencing her bathtub. Just a post that’s something silly, mildly chuckled at, and dismissed. She loves her bathtub, and that song is probably sung at every moment of every day at some place around the world, because it was ridiculously popular and it’s…

Still one of my all time favs:

SSB seems like the perfect opportunity for Nintendo to get their feet wet with the Battle Royale genre. I mean, I don’t know how fun it would be to play, but seeing 100 SSB players all dumped into one stage at the same time would be a hoot.

Awe, thought this was in reference to the food chains in anime.

Flat out refusing a subpoena? I wish my balls/ovaries were that big.

According to the porn sites I’ve visited, Elsa is very gay. And also probably a hermaphrodite. Is PornHub canon?

Only the GOP has the power to stamp this bullshit out.

Mueller Gear?!

I’m going to take a wild shot in the dark and say that yes, a person can face social pressures that drive them to murder. It happens every day. Turn on the fucking news.

Tim, I love your videos, they always crack me up. Please keep making them!

Opinion time:

So, he’s essentially saying that only black homosexuals will be allowed to compete in future Olympic games?

she’ll be giving a previously scheduled talk to law students at Roger Williams University School of Law in Bristol, Rhode Island.

So, uh, what are the chances of getting a Team Four Star voice pack?

Just follow these steps: