Have no idea how you got to that conclusion from a silly nothing post. But, since you assumed...

“Thanks for coming to this emergency meeting. The Switch is doing great, better than expected, but we really want to take it to the next level. Ideas?”

It’s amazing how music is often a disregarded or neglected element in video games. It’s vital to telling a story or, in the case of games, can invoke an emotional connection to things that we would normally have a difficult time empathizing with.

As an intellectual exercise there’s nothing wrong with it. It’s important to know your history, and part of that is understanding the arguments people used to justify horrible things. I suppose the question could have been worded better, like, “What arguments did people use to justify slavery?”. It’s a part of…

He was probably high as fuck.

I don’t get that reasoning. If she was created with big eyes for some purpose within the logic of the story, that’s fine. But as a stylistic choice...?

People should just choose not to be poor. Problem solved. You’re welcome.

Who’s next? Tom Hanks?

Because I’m an obtuse triangle, I pronounce it thusly:

Almost.

Hmmm...I’d like to know which character designer/show is responsible for each decades art style. It’s like anything else, really. Someone new comes along with an interesting style and that style then becomes emulated for a period of years. Then someone new comes along, wash, rinse, repeat.

Agreed. The Finger Gun Rampage and opening credit sequences of each chapter are easily worth the price of admission.

It seems like this would be a good and, let’s be honest, ridiculously easy opportunity for the police to nail a moral landing on this. All they have to say is “yeah, we shouldn’t be having sex with people in custody, and will correct this obvious gap in state law on our own. Also, the officer who should have known…

That’s a pretty specific amount of condoms. 35 would be too few, 37 is way too many.

One time I bit my tongue so hard that it bled. I didn’t think anything could be worse than that. Then I got testicular cancer. Suddenly that bleeding, swollen tongue didn’t seem so bad.

So now not only do I have to come to grips with my crushing, unbearable loneliness, I have to accept that sitting at a table in my own desolate abyss of solitary mastication is somehow killing me.

Stupid Law Question: Does a mistrial mean everything is over? Does double jeopardy kick in at this point? Or does the government simply reboot the trial? 

And he’s never harmed me or done anything wrong to me. We’ve done several movies together.

I always wonder why Frank Grillo isn’t an A-list superstar. He’s a good actor, good looking, makes a good action hero. He was great in Winter Soldier and the few seconds he was in Civil War. He’s the best part of the Purge series. What gives?

I know the “50 Shades” series is eye-rolling trash. But it’s extremely profitable trash. If I were E.L. James I would do the exact same thing. I’d wave and smile at all the critics while cashing ridiculously huge checks at the bank.