More like “Tonight on ‘How to tell someone has never eaten good pizza before’”

Clearly you are not from the Northeast US.

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

...and as the Alt-Right woman lay dying of her wounds, she asked of the Alt-Right male, “Why have you done this to me?”. The Alt-Right male smirked and answered, “Look bitch, you knew I was a snake.”

I don’t. Do this enough on sets and people will just not give you jobs. Being morally bankrupt is one thing, partying hard is one thing, but messing with a production schedule is another and Hollywood hates that because it costs them money. For the most part, they don’t care what you do as long as you come to the set…

He is just so, so, so fucking stupid. There really aren’t any other words for it. He is just colossally, monumentally stupid.

If only Selena Gomez had turned down this role, that sexual abuse that happened 25 years before she was born would have never happened.

Things have heated up with the updates. Trump will have a fucking meltdown today, easily.

Yep. Word on the street is Mueller offered him the following choice: sing on those higher up, or I’ll put your dipshit son away for 20+ years. Keep in mind that pretty much the only people higher up than Flynn are the VP and Donny Two Scoops.

As exciting as this is, it only makes me nervous Trump might nuke North Korea as a distraction from these developments.

I totally agree. And you know they had to be putting pressure on his son to cause Dad to flip. Very different than with the Trump family where “loyalty” means “loyalty to DT and DT alone”. Donny Jr will get thrown to the wolves. Kushner? To the wolves. And, in the end, Trump will have no one other than Ivanka…

SING MIKEY SING!!!! I will personally drive a bus to DC for you to throw people under! Name all the names! DOOO ITTT.

Nope, nope, nope. He was more than happy to sell out any shred of integrity he had for Trump. It’s the same with people that tried to cast Spicer as the loveable clown after he left or those that try to push the narrative that Melania is a meek little thing in her gilded cage. Nope, If you choose to have anything to…

I’d be really happy if from now on, all Mooch articles were posted with photos of Mario Cantone as the Mooch. Who at Jezebel can I take this up with?

This is judgmental, and unkind. I can see a million ways this mistake was made. A half-remembered article from several weeks ago, filed to the brain like a badly-sourced wiki page, perhaps. It doesn’t really matter. There are ways to correct, question, and even chastise that don’t involve being mean. If someone snarks…

Eh, I figured a dumbass dude would be more likely to confuse it. I dunno, I just get really riled up when people shame other people for honest mistakes. Why shame? Just correct and move on. It probably says more about me than about you, though. So carry on with your secondhand embarrassment.

How exactly am I a troll? For getting sick of people jumping all over someone for an honest mistake? Please enlighten me.

It’s only embarrassing to you. So maybe instead of being a total bitch about it, if you’re so horrified by an adult (you don’t even know if this person is an adult, or a woman) you just correct them and move on. You’re judging them, plain and simple. And who the fuck are you, that entitles you to do that? The body…

Dude, no it isn’t. You sound like an extremely extra, judgmental person.