The classic sign of the showboat, the “holy shit I want to be literally anywhere other than here right now” face.

I really do suspect that at least half of what’s behind this is that Trump can’t stand the idea of working with a man who’s a head taller than he is.

Comey is just a big old showboat! How dare he stand taller than baby fists and how dare he try to take attention away from the curtains by standing against them. I do have to say though, if Comey is a showboat Trump is a damn trashboat.

Jim’s like “hiding behind the curtain worked about as well for me as it did for Polonius.”

Well, desperate measures, and all that. Sometimes it really sucks to be a head taller than everyone else. I think the blue suit was tactical camouflage too. He’s FBI, he thinks ahead with these things.

“It’s not my tell. ...Believe me.”

Trey Gowdy looks like a guy who should be named Trey Gowdy.

I’ve always said Trey Gowdy is what a smart man thinks an idiot looks like.

I feel like if you are in your mid-30s and you “brag” about getting blackout drunk and not remembering things, you may need help. But that’s just me. Also I’m a firm believer in if you are an asshole when drunk, you’re an asshole all the time, you just hide it better sober.

“It’s the most divided we’ve ever been! No, I don’t know what happened from 1861 to 1865. ENLIGHTEN ME.”

“I don’t want to be bullied into alienating some of the products I’m trying to sell to advertisers.”

I assume a staged Anthony Weiner death would involve auto-erotic asphyxiation gone wrong.

Hillary, who lost to TRUMP, is not the Hillary these guys are trying to sell. I like her, I think she’s smart, but come the fuck on. If she was a genius murderer, Trump wouldn’t be in the White House.

You just don’t understand Hillary’s style. See, before she kills you, she ignores you. She pretends like you don’t matter, and she lets you go about your merry business. She lets you leak her emails to WikiLeaks. She lets you publish 3 books reporting her extensive criminal conduct.

Well don’t forget that these are the people that believe Hillary woman that ordered the largest voter fraud operation in American history... in a state that she was definitely going to win regardless.

There are so many special places in Hell these days! I feel like Hell needs a master developer with an eye for deception and a taste for opulent deathscapes. I wish I could say there were such a guy!

So, this is basically Fox News saying, “**** it, we’re going full Infowars!” in response to how much marketshare they’re losing to the conservative feverswamps, right?

So Hillary killed this dude but Anthony Weiner’s still alive? Puh-leaze

Love that this is what’s dominating conservative news today. You can smell the desperation.