friendlyneighborhoodtroll
Friendly Neighborhood Troll
friendlyneighborhoodtroll

I didn’t watch much but have seen a few episodes in passing....it was like the contrast between conservative dad Tim Allen and his liberal daughter and her liberal husband who I think was so progressive that he was a stay at home dad or something. Clearly a totally innovative and not at all generic plot that mined

The GOP have tied themselves to Donald, and it’s becoming increasingly impossible for them to break away. Every fuck-up of his that they reflexively defend, they force themselves ever closer. And then he repays them by doubling down on his mistakes....

To be fair to David Cross, him drinking his wife’s milk is still less weird than the fact that we drink cow’s milk at all.

Why WHY do the same people who scream about Hillary’s emails not realize this is 100x worse in every way?

I 100% believe this to be true. Case in point: my mother who until recently thought that being on gchat meant people could ACTUALLY SEE HER. Not to be ageist, but the people in our society who don’t understand how computers work tend to be the same age group who overwhelmingly voted for trump based on shit they saw on

Even if you think she’s fake and phony and all that, fine your opinion. But in that case, then she has profit as her most likely motivator.

You’re overthinking the thought processes of people that don’t overthink anything.

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

It’s OK, you guys. The WaPo comment section assures me that this is FAKE NEWS.

Do you really need to ask? I mean it will be the same reasoning that is always there: she gets coverage in the media AND a sympathy card. It’s the same reason that woman said Connor Oberst assaulted her, or that so many dudebro’s post pictures of themselves in military fatigues and pretend to have been in the

God I hope Dems take the house in 2018 so that these demands can have a little more teeth. Paul Ryan and the GOP “leadership” will block any and all attempts to actually hold Donald accountable.

Diet coke, extra sauce, another scoop of ice cream....

It’s not a witch hunt, Gen. Flynn and you’re not Ethel fucking Rosenberg!

I’m betting Heidi never got an apology.

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

But the whole point is making you feel shame so you buy things to cover up the emptiness of your femininity.

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and

He’s not fooling anyone, he’s a Republican, so to have a chance against him, we’ll have to give the democratic nomination to Vin Diesel. Shit, we really are a Banana Republic now.

Obligatory.

No library for Trump. Just a claustrophobic, gilded-to-the-gills media room with wall-to-wall screens playing the greatest hits of Fox News & Friends on a loop.