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I bet Bristol wants Atlee to be a successful atleete.

I need a shower.

What a lovely group of people. Show’s how little they know of the word “fraternity” when they abandon someone to die simply because they’re cowards.

Fox News will find the one photo of him on Facebook making up a silly ‘gang hand sign’, get Andrew Napolitano to declare him a thug, and chalk it up to the unfortunate state of fatherless black youth these days.

None of this is relevant. Don’t even feed the gossip. I don’t want to hear about his kids, his babiese’ mommas, or his PTSD.

All that matters are his statements, the physical evidence, and any video that we might have. The more you talk about anything else, the more you help the ppl that are trying to muddy the

The police officer’s parents are already in the media trying to spin him as a “good father” and a “family man”, never mind that he’s divorced and has two children born within 12 days of each other by two different women.

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I know no one will see this comment because it’ll be at the bottom. But i think it needs to exist on the internet. Cable news try to contain their secrets like every other organization. But when they are on camera and let their guard down you see some very interesting things. Like Andrea Tantaros letting it slip that

No, but Angie can.

Why settle for being married by the President of the United States when you can be married by

Tom Hanks and Robin Wright

“Brzezinski says the two never acted on their attraction for each other until “a year and a half ago,””

LET HE OR SHE WHO HAS NOT ACCIDENTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT MEMBERSHIP IN A NEO NAZI ORGANIZATION CAST THE FIRST STONE

Right? “Best to avoid”? How about “where can I book a tour to see as many of these as possible?”

I know of Cyrus; I have studied Cyrus, and, let me tell you, Billy Ray, you are no Cyrus.

Whenever I read stories like this in the world, I wonder how on earth people my age or younger can just go and willy nilly drop $2000 on something like this. Our household income is twice the median and anything over $200 is a ‘is this ok? Can we do this?’ type of purchase. I always wonder what these people do for a

“You had Emily Ratajkowski and Kendall Jenner promoting it,”

You sonofabitch I had to go double check that this was fake.

“I truly apologize as this is NOT MY FAULT... but I’m taking responsibility”

This guy is such a douche canoe.