Tyrion “wins” the throne, but everyone wants to kill him. Everyone is chasing him thru the jungle and he stumbles onto the beach and then THIS happens ( imagine w/ GoT characters):

a bicycle is the better choice due to the pending economic and environmental catastrophes

We’re totally going to lose the next battle with Japan

some people didn’t get the president they wanted. EVERYONE got the president they deserved

it’s all going according to Trump’s plan to get Hillary elected 

This was in the UK? Yeah, you have no civil rights there 

In the age of social media, it’s racist if anyone says it is.

The “transporter”: a plot device ripped off from the old Buck Rogers serial from the 30's or 40's for “convenience” of the Start Trek writers.

this needs to be a movie!

Footage of the tape that CNN is holding for release until the end of the world is confirmed. Should an apocalypse occur, this is likely the thing you’ll be getting instead of news.

So, call police to report a street vendor selling stuff illegally, get crucified in “social” media and harassed IRL and somehow that’s ok?

“well, there goes the neighborhood”

the ladies in the maid cafes will be busy cleaning all week

a Mega-ton of fun!

This summer we need to:

so, they must be the facebook police