He's just starting to prep himself for taking over daddy's Kotaku empire in the future! :p

@FoolsErrand: I had California Games. I could never figure out how to play Halfpipe though without falling.

I wonder if anyone here was cool enough to own an Atari Lynx like I was.

@illiniphase4: in a weird tangent it explains any of the following: (a) Toad being a humanoid and having close relations to mushrooms, (b) we actually to live in a "mushroom kingdom" with all these fungi around us, and (c) its a subtle hint towards the stoner subculture that has connections to video games

@ekm29:

@Sir (Starman), Former Brigadier of U.N.I.T., Current Position of Colonel of the FireWire Battalion:

We really need a Kotaku app for the iPhone/Android/Blackberry. Although m.kotaku.com is nice, being able to comment without loading the full site would be nicer.

It is a Glorious day for Koticku!

I'm surprised SOE is getting another chance at the Star Wars IP after royally fucking up Star Wars Galaxies and losing over half its subscription base within a few months.

@SlashZaku: that's what Evil Fat Hump Bobby Kotick does.

But...but...but....the internets is all about bypassing brick and mortar limitations!!!!!!!

I'm not feeling the iPad period. I'll take an Etch-A-Sketch though!

@Tonx: That's pretty damn good debunkation. Now try tackling the Theory of Relativity!

@fyren: All I saw was one douchebag QB vs another douchebag QB.

@Lou3000: Yes, because water cooler conversations across the nation involving the Madden curse are followed by a slew of hilarity.

Lets put the entire Patriots roster on the cover of Madden 09 to end the reign of douchery.