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Fried Yard Bird
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Hamilton Nolan is notoriously the most far-left writer on GMG. No billionaire corporate CEO can ever do enough to satisfy him, but your defense of Musk isn’t particularly convincing, either. Rather than plow his money into humanitarian efforts around the globe, he could either pay his own workers better or hire more

People who are mocking Ingraham for “only” attending Dartmouth don’t actually care if someone went to an Ivy or not. But, they understand shallow people like Ingraham care so they pretend to care in order to mock her. See The Onion headline above, it’s mocking both Ingraham and people who care about Ivy vs non-Ivy.

Suckabee’s chin and Skellyanne’s face are fucking gross.

He threatened to veto it specifically because he saw on fox and friends that the bill didn’t include funding for the wall. He believes fox news more than his advisers.

People that are this fearful should not be cops. You have a team, are all likely wearing kevlar vests, with aerial support, advancing on a single suspect who, according to your aerial support, is armed with a pistol at best. If you’re still scared for your life in this scenario, you cannot be a cop.

I believe Roman J. Israel, Esq was a card change. It was probably originally in one of the three clubs, likely the third, but Mulaney slipped it into the first and second clubs. You see Hader realizing the gag as he’s reading it.

I joined the stream last night briefly right when Ninja explained that Twitch was giving away one month of Twitch Prime to everyone and he started getting spammed with subs from the viewers. Conservatively, I’d say he got 100-200k subs last night from this and earned $25-50,000 from subs alone. This guy is super

I don’t understand why you chose to push back so hard on “most men.” I’m a man, and I firmly believe most men suck. While I’ve had sex with exactly zero men, the other interactions I’ve had with hundreds (if not thousands) of men throughout my 35 years of life doesn’t really paint a rosy picture in my mind. Most men

In a just society, Rizzo would be charged with conspiracy to commit murder. When people disingenuously ask what white privilege is, point them to this case.

Same. Mapo Tofu is fucking delicious. So is soondubu jjigae.

The fact that they still regularly say “BENGHAZI!” with no context is similarly infuriating. It was a bad-faith, albeit effective tactic during the campaign, and they won! She lost! Mentioning it now (especially after Niger) is just pathetically partisan and idiotic.

You’re confused about Deadspin’s angle here because you’re not at their level of cynicism. Schools that strive to be in the top 25 in football and/or men’s basketball are all varying levels of corrupt and are likely engaging in NCAA violations. This is because millions of dollars are at stake, and even if they get

I do sweat at night, which is why I prefer the duvet-only situation. The tucked-in top sheet always gets kicked out and tangled because I unconsciously move my legs and feet around to find the cool spots and sometimes wake up with half my body on top of the duvet. With just the duvet, I can kick a leg out or flip up

In a hotel I definitely use the top sheet because of sanitary reasons, but not at home. I also wash the duvet cover at the same time as the sheets, why wouldn’t I? I also generally shower before bed so I’m not getting into bed dirty in the first place.

I feel people who are adamant about top sheets don’t use duvet covers. Of course nobody uses just the bare comforter/duvet.

I don’t understand why a stranger on intoxicants, but who is otherwise not harming others, offends you. Not to make this a cliche “get a life” statement, but I personally don’t have any spare time or brain power to be offended at someone using alcohol or cannabis unless they are actually interacting with me in a

I believe they genuinely don’t mind the help from the Russians. The true MAGA believers think the Russians actually want to help make America great again, an idea that doesn’t stand up to any sort of intellectual scrutiny, much like the idea that Trump actually wants to do the same.

It’s as if they thought everyone in the world thought the same as they did because they were in their own echo chamber of like minded friends and communities, so they figured a facebook post would be similarly received. But, when they get fired from their job for saying the same things they’ve always said (and that

I think assholes have always been this way, except now a days we can see this shit worldwide due to social media. 20 years ago, these shitbags would be saying the same shit but only to their shitbag friends. Even though they likely won’t face real charges, they’re inconvenienced and possibly have to pay for a lawyer.

What if they and their partners are swingers and they all fuck?