Penicillin is not mold. But yeah I get it.

I read the first book. I guess I didn't put it together. Sorry :D

Why is it funny?

I think you have it backwards. Mold is not an antibiotic.

Matzoh Brei Cupcakes for Passover.

I couldn't imagine it would made the cake taste eggy because you are supposed to thoroughly wash the eggshells before cooking. I think the egg shells are awesome!!!

dong cleaner.

This would have been awesome in 1999.

If anyone is full of emotion it's you. Plus, he was only half right, they just hate gays and women. Duh!

Champing at the bit. Finally someone is using that term correctly. I'm sick of hearing people say chomping.

...a gay scientist who preaches evolution constantly.

I feel the same way about pets. We making too much of a lot of living things— and not taking care of the ones that are here. Adopt, people! Pets and People!!!

I wish I could think of those things.

Well, that solves that! When the world gets too populated we'll all just stand shoulder to shoulder in Jacksonville.

Could you imagine a circus theme in a child's bedroom? That makes me shudder.

You have already been hearted by me as well!

I didn't know it was French Canadian. Nice.

That's because it's French.

That's the only kind.

I love my black cat. I've got a great cat story! There was a feral cat outside my apartment that I fed for a while. She had babies. The babies grew up and then moved away. One of the cats stayed and I fed her. She met up with some black cat, and had two babies. One didn't make it. The other did. I captured her when…