"Did I say I was going to Oxford? I meant I was going to fold oxfords at J.Press."

Meanwhile at Gawker, "Michael [Fassbender], who tends toward the larger side of the glans spectrum..."

Somewhere in Bristol, an intern is furiously typing up an article with the headline of "MANNYBALL."

The Juggalo piece was fantastic and I loved the eulogy of Nate Dogg. Best of luck!

Charges were eventually dropped as authorities discovered this was just location filming for 2013's "Redneck Inception."

Simpson was later reprimanded, as the airspace over Washington is a no-fly zone.

I hate to see visiting fans not get equine treatment at a stadium.

Letting him back in the wild was the right thing to do...but it still made me sad. Godspeed, penguin.

"Hey guys, watch me fly like James Bond!" Cory Lidle

Charles Barkley apologizes for his drunken actions at the end of his massages, not at the start of them like this clown.

@HalB: "I'm going to be swinging my arms like this, and if any part of

I will always remember my first year at Duke fondly; World of Warcraft was released, and that's when I bought my current pair of Tevas.

ESPN Page 2: Celebrating 10 Years of Confirmation Bias

Unkempt, sad looking and greasy, looks just like a Purdue University freshman orientation picture.

The Sherminator sure lost a lot of charisma between filming the American Pie series and making these videos.

Is that a Fuck Lion?

Everybody knows that this is only about level 17 of Bill Simmons' "34 Levels of Your Starting Quarterback Getting in a Car Accident."

Meanwhile the Battle of the Cheetos rages on at Gawker. What are we really fighting for?

This is actually a preview trailer for the new West Anderson movie.

Can we get Napkin Gladwell's take on this?