"Make It Rain" was the theme for my senior prom, as well.

There was a Mel Gibson video like this, but it wasn't funny at all.

@Dandy Koufax: I was expecting it to transform itself into an Egyptian Hairless, but I see what you mean.

In goal celebration, there is Peter Crouch's robot dance and there is everything else.

@DonChandlerMissed: I forwent college to comment on Deadspin, so I guess you could say I have a lot in common with LBJ.

@Pesti-Esti: Definitely see what you mean. But to that point, I've heard at least 2 sports shouters transition that to a "what does this teach the children" argument.

I like this article, even if it says things that we already know. Yeah, ESPN controls the agenda. The leagues make a lot of money. The brands make a lot of money. They all help each other make more money. A guy who (more or less) acclaimed himself "The King" at 18 years old is conceded and egotistical.

Be sure to catch the South Beach afterparty groupie selection special on ESPN3.com.

The above picture is a shot taken of the UC-Boulder campus this past April 20th

They tried to pilot the Rick Pitino Table Service program, but they ended up having to abort the initiative.

The sign is trying to tell us something. Nat...nal, Strasburg. Not now, Strasburg. You heard it here first.

Finally, a way for the US to take out revenge upon England for making Russell Brand famous.

I never got any credit for my "Roethlisberger Assault Alert" threads.

@CutmanKimmel: you are a senior and it's called a campus seriously don't bring that talk into the real world

See Milo, this was obviously the reason I chose Duke over Brown.

"Rasheed Wallace who was in Juwanna Mann with Jim Keisler who was in Death Sentence with Kevin Bacon faces off against Antonio McDyess who..."

Chick-fil-a, future home of the Tim Tebow meal #clevelandbrowns

This isn't a commercial, this is a scene from a documentary. #tylerhansbrough

Joke is on you Duke; Rick Pitino had sex on that table. #dukebasketball