see above...

I spend a fair amount of time sending emails that require decisions from much higher ups, and I have great success getting timely answers. Here’s what I do.

Or worse, in order to finally get info out of them, you have to go in via their chief flunky, whose price is your self-respect.

Agreed. I find this style sloppy and inconsiderate.

Doesn’t matter, there is zero chance that whoever is elected into office in 2020 and/or 2024 doesn’t revise the tax code once, twice, or seven times before this one expires.

“Is there a calculator for people who don’t live permanently in the year 1990 and do actual modern contract work as a sole-proprietor LLC?”

That’s the secret plan to get rid of all the brown and black people since he keeps getting blocked from actually stopping them coming.. If makes everyone but the rich worse off, they won’t have any reason to come to the US.

I hope Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity are screaming “But don’t you see, THIS IS CLASS WARFARE!!!!” As an angry mob beats them to death.

Maybe it will be a political scandal so devastating that it undermines public faith in our system.

I’ve never been so god damned disappointed in myself as I am today. Why on earth did I not get one of these calls? I shit on Trump hourly, and have done so since early in the primaries... WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME CITIZENS FOR TRUMP?! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?!

How are the rewrites for The Negron Complex coming along, Paul?

Same. He is what helps me to cope with all the hatred I see in our society. My existential dread and depression has been curbed since I started DVRing his show nightly for watching the monologue while my wife and I eat dinner the next day.

If I ever learn that Fred Rogers was a pervert, my tenuous grasp on this world will snap.

This doesn’t rule out the possibility of sexual harassment/assault, obviously, but the fact that Colbert has been married to the same woman since before he started as correspondent on The Daily Show with Craig Kilborn does a lot to bolster my belief that he’s a man of character.

Or Lin-Manuel Miranda!

I’ve been hearing Garrison Keillor has a sexual harassment problem for at least a decade.

If only he had a platform to tell his side of the story, perhaps in a wispy nostalgic tone, while taking loud breaths into a microphone.

Awwww FFS, this sucks but let’s lance the boil and get rid of all the scum.

“a story that I think is more interesting and more complicated than the version MPR heard.”