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I think I’ll enjoy it either way.

Leo will never win an Oscar. It is known.

Congratulations, Tyrell Corporations! It’s a ROY!

Miranda Kerr has very specific taste in men post Orlando. Billionaires only. i.e. she dated James Packer.

try the different versions. There’s one with narration that my buddy prefers, one without narration that most folks seem to prefer and a directors cut I think. I like any version, but some folk have a VERY specific version they like.

Focus less on what is happening and more on the scenery and the atmosphere. Many people go into Blade Runner expecting a sci-fi action movie and not the fine example of noir film making that it is.

My dentist in my teens told me I needed to stop picking my lip, something about increasing chances of cancer... Easier said than done. 10 years later, here we are, still picking my lips...

I bit the inside of my cheeks on probably an hourly basis for years before my dentist told me it was precancerous. Stopped immediately. Now I just rub my lips with my fingers all the time instead.

That’s a habit I picked up during my years of having braces. The brackets would cut the insides of my cheeks, and I would just chew off the pieces that stuck out. It sounds absolutely disgusting, and it is, but it was oh-so-satisfying. I still do it sometimes, decades later. My ultimate bad habit, however, is

I was also going to say that I also had a neck nub, and it ended up being a benign blood vessel extra lump kind of thing. I picked the everlasting fuck out of that little bastard, but it kept coming back. Finally, I had the doctor cut the damn thing off. I have a small scar (2 stitches, woo hoo!), but the piece of

Um, I had one of those too and it wasn’t full of dead cells and whatnot. It was a piece of hair/stubble that had begun to pearl-ize. When I finally had enough, I jabbed it with a pin and squeezed like hell and this bullet shot out and made an audible clink in the sink. I picked it up and stared at in amazement,

I bite skin off the inside of my cheeks. Like, big chunks of it. Always have. Probably always will.

That advice on the crush is some of the best advice I’ve ever read. One of the most stunning moments of my 15+ years of marriage was hearing Dick Van Dyke admit that, many years ago, he had realized that he and Mary Tyler Moore were in love with each other while filming their TV show. Did he do anything about it? No,

I thought I would find overwhelming support for the advice offered to the first guy, but... I was wrong. Just because you’re in a relationship with someone doesn’t mean you get to authorize their platonic day-to-day interactions. Talking to people without your knowledge isn’t some cloak and dagger clandestine way to

Seconded. I loved The Conjuring for that very reason. When I heard they kept the two mains and the director for the sequel, I got hopeful.

The Conjuring is one of my favorite horror movies in recent years because it provided a wonderfully tense environment and sinister aesthetic without any gore, which I feel is top-notch.

MOAR IS HORRORIER!

‘True’ stories.

“hey how’s it going” “I LOVE MY MOTHER MORE THAN MY DAD”