He is 50 years old. Heres the link to the article where he mentions his age... and yes I would have sex with him lol.

“Forget the stocking, Carmen, let’s fill that Orefice! Ho ho ho!”

ok but like what about this velvet swashbuckler

is he old?! is he young?! i am v. confused but also v. into my confusion

Kate: I can see having a little too much punch and feeling festive...

I guess I would, as long as he is dressed/hairstyled like in the Fantastics cover. I’m getting some sort of early 19th century vibe from him there and I like it.

Um, yes. All day, every day. Jizz the Season! Dick the Halls! Happy Holidicks! (Does any other holiday lend itself better to dick puns than Christmas? I think not.)

Would I?

I would! We’d drink eggnog out of Mason jars before lighting some tobacco flower candles, putting some Mumford and Sons vinyl on the turntable, and banging under a string of Christmas lights (white only, of course). He would be good at oral but prone to blurting out cheesy porno-isms like “hnggh, baby, yeah, lick that…

Um. Yes. Dude has a phenomenal face structure and the beard is actually well-groomed.

Yeah, I’d be a HO, HO, HO for that Santa.

Completely off-topic but that lip colour is to die on her (rip Milihellen)

Reproductive coercion is a form of abuse, period, and the show didn’t treat it as abuse. The surprise anal sex attempt is somewhat rapey, and more serious than the show treated it. Also, remember when Danny secretly set up a nanny cam to watch Mindy? Taken together, it paints a more grim picture of Danny than the show…

I thought that was #WEARMINDY at first and yes, I also want to wear everything she wears on the show.

There are so many times Mindy said exactly what I wanted to say to someone.

PREACH.

Yeah those aren’t cool. But I do get the sense that she paints as someone who is very sure in his ways and wants to make Mindy better, I think he even says it in one of the episodes. Like, the end goal, he wants her to be happy and he thinks she’ll be happier if she just goes his way, but that is his flaw in the end.…

Unpopular opinion perhaps: I’ve never liked Danny. NEVER. Could not understand why Mindy fell for him. He’s never liked her, and now that the his lust and need to win her are relaxing, the douchecanoe he’s always been and the contempt he has for her are on full display. It’s super close to IRL situations I’ve…