Is it that Trump tapped him to be his running mate?

How to Keep Your Lipstick Off Your Wine Glass:

Drink Straight From the Bottle.

Read that as “recovering alcoholics”. Wasn’t wrong.

I mean, not to be this asshole but: are these people just now figuring out that their church is anti-gay? Like, these are the folks who quite truly bankrolled vile Prop 8 in a whole other state.

Go out for family walks. “Let’s go for a walk and explore” is all you need to say. If she asks you why just let her know that you feel like getting out in the world.

Trust me, the world will tell her she’s not thin enough - regardless of what she actually weighs - sooner than later. There’s no need for someone she loves to tell her what other girls, guys, magazines, and movies are already shoving down her throat on a daily basis.

my mom likes to tell me how beautiful I am, and then follow it up with 'because you look just like me'

I tell my dog that she’s the prettiest lady in all the land every single day. But only because it’s true!

I think most people eventually learn that their parents, particularly their mothers, are not the most objective source for such information. My mother thinks I’m so beautiful that she’s convinced I could have modeled (I’m 5’3”) or been a movie star. “You look like Natalie Portman, but prettier!” (Ed. note: No I…

Sorry for the delayed reply. TThe casino I work for, Maryland Live! Had a training program when table games were about to open. Since then, the local community college, which is pretty much across the parking lot, has taken over the training program. It is really a ton of fun, and you can make good money in tips. If…

Come on now. Saying “If having a paralyzed face makes you happy” was definitely choosing language that made it clear you were judging. Go ahead and judge all you want (you might make people feel bad, maybe you don’t care), but I think there’s something worse about playing it both ways—judging while trying to maintain…

I did it about 6 years ago and loved it, but my budget didn’t allow for $400 vanity treatments every 3 months after I had a child. (I got it in my “11’s” which are the vertical parallel lines that form between your eyebrows, and my forehead primarily.) The results were subtle, my husband didn’t have a clue, but…

Thank you for your honest opinion. I turn 40 in 2 months, recently dumped, and panicked by the fact that I’m going to be FOREVER ALONE, I was considering botox as one of those ‘epic’ things that mid-lifers should do. But fuck it, when I’m crying into my massive birthday cake in between bites, at least my mascara will…

One of my hobbies is dancing — primarily Latin, so I’m always going out for salsa/bachata/kizomba nights and socials. My fiance isn’t super into that stuff, so I go with friends or even alone. Fiance is not only fine with this, but is relieved I’m not dragging him along.

well, i just scheduled a nose job and put the deposit down yesterday, so YES I AM BECOMING BASIC AND I DONT CARE

Just FYI, putting a ‘You do you’ qualifier in front of a really judgey statement does NOT make it any less judgey.

I’ve had pronounced forehead wrinkles since learning to worry about being bullied every single day at school for being fat, pretty much from 3rd grade onward (still fat, still worrying all the dang time). I always thought I might do something about them, but then I’d never be able to do The People’s Eyebrow, which I…

For me it’s not that I don’t trust my husband or vice-versa, it’s that neither of us really has anybody else to hang out with. So it drives me nuts, sometimes, trying to get the room to do something on my own.

Which reminds me, I had a friend whose boyfriend broke-up with her in the most horrendous way. She wanted to go out and be comforted by her friends but it turns out, most of those male “friends” were lying-in-wait. It’s terrifying when these experiences have happened and it makes you judge these friendships (if you’re…