A congressman from Iowa just introduced a national fetal heartbeat bill.

Oh, poor Trump. Guess what, fuckface? It will never be enough. The majority of this country will never respect you. Ever.

It’s so surreal. I never thought I’d live in a time like this. I really thought things were getting better.

He looks like he’s about the suck the soul right out of that poor child.

Been a long December and there’s reason to believe maybe this year will be better than the last.

I loled.

I get it, and I’m childfree too. But it’s not a good analogy considering we are biologically programmed to want to do the thing that can, despite precautions, result in the boat. A boat doesn’t just happen because your pills failed for some reason and whoops, turns out your state has essentially made getting rid of a…

Many moons ago my fiance used to say he wanted three children. I told him, sure, but you have to agree to another spouse. Now he’s ok with having none or an only child.

It is so fucking shameful that an American woman can work more than full time at a minimum wage job and still be in poverty. We should be better than this.

Good point. I meant she isn’t hurting it. Not like bestiality, because it’s not alive.

Welp. That’s fine. Might as well marry a vibrator but whatever. Until we have AI I’d say this is on the same level as guys who “marry” their sex dolls or pillows. It’s not hurting anyone.

Indiana is worse, but that’s besides the point. No, you should stay and keep voting. I’m in Columbus. The more of us, the better.

Yep. Undeniably a hilarious response to a sexist question. I’ll give her props for this one.

Taylor’s probably just hoping that if they become friends Rooney will lend her some of her eyebrows and honestly I totally understand.

My glasses go from my eyebrows down to covering my cheekbones. Eye makeup isn’t a problem and neither is blush or highlight but foundation can be. Throughout the day I have to keep an eye on it because my frames are so heavy and I have a small nose with not much bridge so the biggest problem is slippage. Best way to…

So apparently my boyfriend is the spitting image of Dahmer. Down to the glasses, hairstyle, coloring etc. Send help.

I wear glasses too, big hipster frames that eat up most of my face lol. Regular placement works for me but if it doesn’t for you, you could try a placement that’s less on the top of the cheek, more like on the side of the face. Like a C shape going around the outside of your eye area. Does that make any sense? Forgive…

Highlighter is super easy. You just put it on the tops of your cheekbones in like a slanted line then blend the edges. Then put more. Then more. Then all the highlighter because that stuff is just so pretty. Done.

Once again, Mariah is living the dream. God bless her.

The ice is helping a lot already, thank you so much.