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Silver lining time: When you see someone has left a condom in a public space, at least you can take heart that they’re taking care to not recreate the sort of human who would leave a condom in a public space.

That man likely extended your lifespan.

Possibly. Maybe if I go back there and order a potato with chili, he’ll reboot.

We have both kinds, country and western.

NOOOO!!! Those who MUST NOT BE NAMED!!!

Had that happen with a lady who runs a deli downstairs in my office building. She quickly added another penny.

Slowly dissolving it in water, then she would sneak it out in her water bottle, so she could reconstitute it later. There is precedent:

That’s to your credit. Real bakers don’t think of cake mixes.

I once went to a Wendy’s and asked for a coffee and a baked potato with nothing on it. I was picking up my kid, so I was in a hurry. He gave me the coffee, but asked if I wanted chili, sour cream, or butter on my potato. “Nothing, I just want the potato”. This was too jarring for him. He stopped, potato in hand, and

Yeah, I love how his wince just pops off the page.

American bakers use butter, typically, unless they’re vegan, or being kosher and want a cake they can serve with meat. Crisco (an unflavoured margarine/oleo) used to be commonly substituted, but with concerns on transfats and not that much health benefit seen of other butter substitutes, butter is re-assuming it’s

The girl who only knew of sea cucumbers was a mermaid living among us, trying to pass.

Yeah, he’s pretty punchable.

Not one who’s out, but several closeted colleagues most likely.

Yeah, women make up almost 20% of Congress. No disparity there.

A Rand presidency would make George Bush seem more learned.

And likely 90% of all drivers think they’re in the top 10% of all drivers.

You just answered how Transformers type technology actually gets developed. We don’t really need a giant robot that can disguise itself as a truck, but somebody does have a need for a life sized doll that can disguise itself as a small appliance.

Look up sitting pelvic tilts and Brugger’s relief position. You may not be able to fit these in to full motion, but some movement is better than none. Only do them if they feel good, don’t force the body to go where it doesn’t want to go.