Challenge accepted: leaf lettuce.

It's good that you'll at least eat what you're eating. Eat a bunch of them. Eat a variety of apples, blueberries, carrots, potatoes and bananas. If there's an asian or hispanic grocery near you, you can get odd versions. The versions don't really give you different nutrients, they can keep you from getting bored,…

I kind of wonder if there's a random poetry engine writing this stuff. My Turing sense is tingling...

Gravel has a satisfying crunch and fills your belly nicely when you're drunk as well.

You would think so, but an amazing number of hamburgers I've ordered have come with unwanted cheese. The other question you get is what kind of cheese you want on it.

Either that or he's a devout Objectivist and feels that by gradually applying the Power of Pure Capitalist Market Forces he'll whittle down their faith and make the crumble. So either way, just some asshole.

You folks are offering excellent credence to the oft puzzled question of how come no one notices Clark Kent is actually Superman.

Nimona

Branding yourself with "McDonald's" doesn't seem to be that ideal. Ex-Cops, the music you want to listen to when you're in a hurry and you don't see anything else with a drivethrough. Ex-Cops, the music for when you're hungry, you've forgotten your wallet and you only have two bucks and change. Ex-Cops, the music…

What's Sting going to do about it?

If you go into a McDonald's, and asked for them to work hard for you for a few hours cooking them food, and of course explain to them you have no actual budget for food, but will tweet about it and otherwise help with cross promotion, they would be put out and likely ask you to leave the restaurant. The band is…

My GF and I love those. At some point I'm going to make my own, the odd ingredient is sour salt (citric acid). Recipes for all the flavors are on the web.

I have two swords. I wave one or both about while watching TV. I am not good at swords. I am not trained in swords. I feel awesome playing with them. I have accidentally gouged the ceiling. I have accidentally tapped but amazingly did not break a lamp. I will likely someday accidentally kill my monitor with…

My cat of many years used to do this. He was an excellent jumper, and would perch on bookshelves, window legdges or the fridge and he'd alleyoop on to my shoulder when you least expect it. Always welcome, and he'd purr up a storm while I went about my business. He would try doing it to other tall guys who might be…

My anxiety dream over the last five years is that I'm still married, or that I reconciled. So sweet to wake up to just the apartment. Or, better, the GF when she's over. Though of course people's mileage on this varies.

Fistbump. Closing the door on a place that was all my own for the first time was exquisite.

Maybe he's near sighted and it was just cookie puss:

His legislative history is here. Among the features, bills mandating local control of fluoridation, "stand your ground" laws. Often the type who are in government, but don't trust much in government. I hope the kid gets placed with a better class of people.

It's your head, if you find it's getting in the way of life, liberty or pursuit of happiness it may be worthwhile getting it checked out.

Are you sure it's not migraine related? I don't think everyone needs to be medicated for every problem, but if it's getting in your way of life in a major way, you might want to look into it if you haven't. There's several varieties of migraines, including ones with mild or no headaches. I've known some folks…