So if you want to defend yourself, you need to first trick the perpetrator into doing something that clearly indicates violence, like wearing a hoodie and buying skittles.

Ho, Ho, Ho.

Yeah, what's stuck up their...

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I have a friend or two still in my home town of Binghamton. I tell him to make sure he turns the lights out when he leaves. Parts of it look like it's post zombie invasion.

If you think the blues don't have similarly misogynistic themes, then you don't know the blues.

Your risk is about 96% less of transmitting it, not something you really want to rely on.

Because blues and jazz are all about proper use of the English language?

You can fool some of the people some of the time.

At least you gave him the gift of a great story. Hopefully his next partner gave him a hug at least on telling that story.

I don't see it as the same. Even assholes deserve kindness in healthcare, if you don't have that attitude, leave the field. I say that as someone in healthcare. Not everyone deserves a nice restaurant meal. If they can't be kind to staff, they deserve to eat some karma.

I once treated a college age kid for a head injury. He was going to school (computers) and was getting by delivering pizzas for papa john. Guys ordered pizza as a pretext, jumped him, robbed and beat him. He told me about taking tests and thinking he'd done well on the tests, but afterwards getting failing grades…

I wonder if Bob the Chef was cooking and waiting at a different restaurant and wondering why his friend the dude never showed up.

But isn't this tantamount to admitting you're incredibly gullible and incapable of reading ingredients? Will Kool Aid be sued next for it's lack of efficacy in knocking down walls? And Coke likely subtracts from lifespan more than it adds life.

Friend of a friend in college didn't know that softener wasn't laundry detergent. He bought it because he liked the teddy bear mascot. His clothes got softer and softer and dirtier and dirtier.

those skills aren't valued by girls in my pool. Nor is being respectful to women.

But what if we want to tell him to smile? Or that his briefcase matches the skin of his head?

Styrofoam sword that I repurpoused by making holes in it, so it now serves as a cake pop holder. Though it is still usable as a sword to defend against styrofoam monsters.

This is the music for the dance the couple on the bottom are doing:

George Will has their back: