You could pretty much put lemon, garlic and Parmesan on anything and make it delicious. I personally put them on pan-roasted asparagus, which is weird because I kind of hate asparagus normally. But now I am intrigued by the idea of kale chips done this way.

Well, maybe try a little harder then because being like "Kartrashians lolololol" all the time is neither funny nor original.

A former coworker actually transferred to a different location shortly after having his breasts removed. He'd had customers aggressively demand to know "what" he was (at the time, was identifying as "she" so if my pronouns are wrong or inconsistent, I apologize!) for the entire time I worked there, and although none…

Is there even a point to that reference? Like, what part of the Beyoncé + fancy dress* + ?? equation equals Jay Z jizzing on it? Do I just not listen to enough pop music? Am I old?

I'm sure Monica Lewinsky would be very happy to see your reference above. https://www.ted.com/talks/monica_l…

Counterpoint: Kale chips. They're delicious, and I can tell myself I'm being healthy.

There are worse ways to die.

Netflix + masturbation> Sex - Netflix. #sorrynotsorry

Maybe she finally read her own books and this is her reaction to the writing style.

As long as they can get Ming-Na Wen in the movie I will be happy with it.

As long as they keep the "Be A Man" song in, then I'm okay with this.

Voting for Shang

(Chris Harrison voice)

I feeeeel you. I'm gonna be 35 in a month and I'm concerned with my retirement fund and buying a house and when I should schedule my first mammogram and (OMG KINDA FREAKING OUT) maybe having a kid... on purpose... before I'm too old. I don't know how well a kid born in 2000 can relate to me. In fact, I wouldn't doubt…

Yeah, '81 here and my sister was born in '91. I remember Anita Hill, the Berlin Wall coming down. She remembers Britney Spears in denim.

Well, yeah, obviously. Plus, most kids want to at least give the illusion that they're morally superior.

And it's not even like they "just" swatted them. When that didn't work in getting someone shot, they called the place and tried even harder to get someone shot.

"These people can't get to grocery stores that have extensive healthy offerings, and can't afford to buy the ones that are there, and are therefore getting sick! What's our solution, boys?"

Except this one, the swatter tried to escalate things even further with the "Clear the area, someone has a gun!" bit. They wanted someone shot/killed.

Everyone knows Khloe is the best kardashian