Truth. That's another book where I couldn't read more than a chapter. Thought I'd get a quick laugh. Just couldn't do it.

Yes! Fuck honeydew.

If the emails we got are any indication: NOT OKAY.

oh my god, I was just about to post "has anyone seen adultosaur? I haven't read anything from her in quite some time and I'm worried now"

i need to find some black clothes to wear to the gym bc i am in mourning

Outrage culture? Stop being a fucking dumbass. When you get into a brawl with a co-worker, send that person to the hospital, then get your ass fired, it's not because of "outrage culture"

If you think being punished for assaulting a co-worker is political correctness, you're a moron.

It's about not holding their employees to a double standard. Just because Clarkson is so famous doesn't mean he can assault the crew of the show. That would be terrible.

Here comes the lunatic fans who are going blame everyone but Clarkson. Reading the comments yesterday was disturbing.

I agree, I hated her makeover. She is so pretty naturally and she looked 20 years older after having all that makeup loaded on. I might be on board if the eyes were done without the purple. I'm a natural shadow/dark brown eyeliner/black mascara girl myself and my eyes look done but not clownish. Maybe I'm showing my…

OH. That's totally fine then! I feel like a bitch for calling her out for it now. This is what I get for not reading the original articles linked here. Spencer is an idiot though.

Amanda is 29!?

Oh, I SO identify w that Mara Wilson tweet! There's this girl, a wonderful, funny, fantastic girl who I follow on Twitter, and 90% of her tweets are great! But then, like every couple of weeks, she'll post like a full page of horoscope shit. Like, #aries women never back down! #leo men are strong but vulnerable! …

As member of the Sisterhood of Hooded Eyes, I must say that the MUA did a great job with Christine's eyes. And her brows look gorgeous too. Okay, I like the gothy lip as well.

The way that shadow & liner are applied to "normal" eyelids makes my eyes look even smaller. I dug around on the interwebs to find out why I…

Yes. I think that the shimmery, lighter South West style would have fit Gigi much better. She looks like a fresh-faced CA girl on the left, in need of nothing more than some bronzer and some lip gloss. On the right that freshness is really gone.

Yep. The makeup is definitely a big downgrade.

You are all beautiful ladies, but those Mac folks did y'all dirty—- and I say that as a general fan of Mac-style heavy makeup.

I just did some research on these "drizzles" you mentioned.

Delta Airlines quartered a soldier in my house! Where's my Third Amendment rights???