I was completely serious, as well. No sarcasm here, not when it comes to corned beef on rye.

I still dread gyno appointments, and I was very anxious about changing doctors when I moved last year. Be firm when explaining that you have vaginismus and be sure to request a smaller speculum (a pediatric one, if your doctor has them—I hate saying the words, but it makes a big difference!)

I had coffee, a PowerC Naked Juice and the Cocoa & Vanilla Protein flapjacks! The Flapjacks are awesome! (I added them to my big box, just so I'll always have some for breakfasts, they're a hell of a lot better than belvitas. Belvitas always make me feel like I'm eating dog biscuits, for some reason.)

I'm married too and feel this way. I have developed a complete sexual aversion. I want to WANT to have sex. I'm okay with not having it but I know my husband isn't, even though he's so incredibly patient.

I've heard all the arguments for black people reclaiming the word, taking the sting out of the word, etc., and none of it makes sense to me. I don't understand why anyone would want to use that word for any reason.

A lot of the cosmetics companies they work with give them huge discounts, I imagine, because they are buying so many products and also because they want the people buying the boxes to try the product, love it, and buy more of the product. I'm not entirely sure myself, but I think that must be how it works.

Slurp. Slurp the whipped cream.

Also coming soon to Starbucks,

UM HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF BROTHERHOOD AND CHARITY AND DATE RAPE? ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T SUPPORT AN ORGANIZATION THAT ENCOURAGES ALL OF THESE THINGS?

Pure MSG

Because Busch Light is an effective fire retardant.

"Pregnant women don't get to stomp all over their coworkers with impunity."

hahaha that's like me! Everyone thinks I'm a raging freak because I have no problem reading strange things when I don't have those fetishes, but the sincerity! Someone really likes this!!

It isn't discriminatory, but it would be awesome if for any reason you make it past child bearing age without kids, they gave you a sabbatical just for fun. This is mostly because if that happened it would lead to non-paternity, paternity sabbaticals and I could reap the benefits. This might just be me projecting…

I know this is an older post, but I hope my story can do some good. I was you a few years ago. I was married to a wonderful guy- my best friend, my favorite person, a great partner for me. Our families were so close; I was his sibling's sibling, etc.

I know this is a pissing contest thread, but I just came here to say THANK YOU! Really, you have no idea how much this post meant to me. I have been struggling with the same feelings- not wanting to be married, and never wanting to be married but only realizing that after I already took that step and my husband is…

Damn. Sorry. :( I absolutely can't relate, but I'm sending as much good internet juju as I can.

Oh sweetie. This must be so hard.

you need to start seeing a therapist ASAP. It will help you sort it out without panic. You are gonna need some help with this one and that is OK- more than OK. I have 2 friends who were where you are now. They got through it- they did leave their husbands- but the world did not end. No one died. It just takes some…

...what's stopping you from leaving?