Um...does he know...

i’ll translate his intent:

“I cannot believe the media produced such beautiful children. How the media did this, I don’t know”

Of course the problem is that Hannity and the rest of his “friends” at Fox are lying. Every minute detail of that story has long been debunked. I recommend everyone read this before they dine with Trumpista relatives this holiday season:

Can we also “commonly agree” that...

This is the ad Tom Steyer is running (very regularly in high-dollar California markets). Nothing about him could be remotely described as “wacky and totally unhinged” (except by those who are projecting):

“It is now commonly agreed, after many months of COSTLY looking, that there was NO collusion between Russia and Trump. Was collusion with HC!”

Thank you. I’ve had to explain this to my mother and brother multiple times, and they still get swayed by the ads. At least my mom “isn’t going to bother voting anymore” since something like Trump is allowed to happen. Nevermind that she voted for him...maybe a permanent voting abstinence is appropriate punishment.

I got a chance to see some original Van Goghs at the Getty once and I expected to be like, yep, that’s a painting I’ve seen. Somehow I got really choked up, though. All I could think about was the fact that he stood in front of they canvas, full of thought and feeling, trying to forge a connection with an imaginary…

Someone is so dreaming. Da vinci did not paint that woman, never mind the boobs, just look at that mouth. A child could do better.

Two things: Da Vinci was pretty gay, and artists don’t paint nudes because they’re horny or prefer people with their clothes off. Although I’m sure that was the reason for some artists, it’s certainly not why figure painting is a tradition for students and masters alike.

eta: yes, both points are super nitpicky. I…

Lots of people paint nudes without being horny, it helps a lot when learning to draw. That said, from what I understand most of the evidence suggests Da Vinci was gay further removing horneyness as a reason in this case.

Democrats, rather than enjoying watching Republicans crash and burn their dangerous healthcare repeal bills, are apparently validating whiny Republicans by drafting a compromise bill behind-the-scenes.

As I understand it, it’s not about the individual businesses so much as the legislation that protects them. The baker doesn’t have to serve gays, says the law, but he will have to serve the Satanic Temple. Generally, just getting the word out that Satanists are protected by the same rules that Christians are using…

The difference being the Starbucks baristas never said they wouldn’t serve coffee to right wing assholes and those people having them write Merry Christmas or whatever else on the cup doesn’t piss off the baristas (most likely, idk, I don’t know their lives but they didn’t design the cups that seem to offend all those…

Use her “Santa is white!” face if you do.

Also according to the recap above, on her first day she apparently asked someone if he “became gay” because of a gay TV character. She can fuck right off, sloppily!

Exactly. It’s as if NBC expects us to just forget everything she’s said and done in the interest of “unity” and “moving forward”. I’m sure most of their audience will be happy to do so, but some of us won’t. (Of course, I’m not in NBC’s audience, either actual or as their desired target demographic, so they don’t…

• Megyn Kelly said she had “dreamed” of hosting an “uplifting” show for a long time, and that the “mission” of Megyn Kelly Today is to “deliver hope and optimism and empowerment.”

This is a “bless your heart moment” if I ever saw one: