...what planet are you living on where Jezebel isn’t constantly fawning over Bernie Sanders? You’ve got to be kidding. 

We got a Tucker Carlson stan up in here.

Thank you for creating your account today just to troll the comments on this particular article. Very useful.

Oh fuck off with this disingenuous take. The Jezesplinter universe has been shitting on all the candidates who are not Saint Bernard and particularly Kamala Harris. So don’t pretend you give a shit now that the white dudes win again. 

The Royal family is about as modern as the Pope is cool. All William and Harry did differently was pick their own wives. Those wives completely transformed their lives to fit into royalty while the men did nothing to change theirs. So THAT didn’t really change.

Meanwhile, the royal-friendly British press has been pumping out countless articles in the last 6 months about an Andrew & Fergie remarriage, in order to inundate the public with a fabricated late-life romance - or re-romance, as it were - to offset the actual news of Andrew’s behavio[u]r.

The idea of a monarchy at all is archaic so all of that wealth, prestige and privilege that was accumilated for doing nothing should be rejected if they really want to modernize anything.

What would the correct statute have been?

All this for a shoplifter...and merely a *suspected* shoplifter at that.

I was about 8 or 9 and watched it pretty regularly, as did my older sister and some neighbors my age. The first time I saw the guy change into a werewolf, it scared the pants off me, and I ran up the stairs from the den into the kitchen, where my Mom was. I remember it well, but have since come to love the original…

This is what it looks like when you give a rural police force Army equipment and no reason to use it.

All that for a fucking shoplifter.  Police have no idea what “proportional force” is.

It’s hard to explain how incredibly popular this show was then because it fell so far off the radar afterwards. But the kids just loved it. Barnabas was all over the teen magazines.

My childhood bestie used to insist on eating dinner with her family while wearing Barnabas Collins fake fangs.

It was my pleasure.

I put the try in pedantry. 

Perhaps Melania was remembering December 21, 1989 in a country not too far from her homeland of Slovenia, when another leader was booed. And then ... well, best not to think about that.

The word is “sad!” Please punctuate correctly.

It’s no time to get over confident. It’s even more of a challenge than the last one with him as an incumbent. He’s still got a multi-hundred million dollar campaign fund with super PACs still revving up, evidently still has significant Russian support, both financial and tactical, and a crafty social media director…

I feel like it’s just because it takes her a lot longer to understand what’s actually happening. Her fluency in “boo” is roughly equivalent to her fluency in every other language she claims to speak but really doesn’t.