"Religious freedom" means you can worship whatever great spaghetti monster in the sky you want without people infringing upon that irrational belief. It does NOT mean you can use your bullshit religious beliefs to discriminate against people who happen to find members of the same sex attractive. It astonishes me that…

If only there was an organization that looked out for Italian Americans, that could advocate on her behalf, that could negotiate with the museum, maybe make them an offer that they perhaps might have a hard time refusing.

Buncha hoes!

Am I old? The only two on that list I've heard of are Stevie Nicks and Norah Jones.

How I imagine the Jezebel office right now:

Maybe this says something about me, but I just collapsed in a ball laughing after watching that sketch

Call me crazy, but perhaps the lady standing on the side of a two lane road, in the middle of a dark light condition snow storm, shining a blaring white light, might cause just a little distraction for drivers on the road. Just a thought.

I'd give you a star, but you'll just think I like you.

This is the sort of thing my wife and I used to laugh at, so I just sort of let it roll. If this shit is what they need to do, so be it. (Also, I enjoy bitching about things, and this gives me a fine target for righteous anger.)

I can't speak to numbers or percentages, but I can say I met my half-brother, who is three years older than I am, for the first time when I was 17, and I was shocked and horrified at how instantaneously I felt a very strong romantic attraction to him. I never considered acting on it—I just thought I was a gigantic…

I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."

I actually did have to reread that sentence. Wow... Just wow.

My neighbor's sister has been selling her poop, and she has just bought a new BMW! I started last week and have been making avg. $80/hr. pooping at home. You can do it too!

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.

I do not understand the purpose of this photo.

Anybody else wondering how he had a ticket for the game?

So I totally thought that the wife and SIL were having a lesbian affair with each other and I kept waiting for that reveal as I read through this. Then I realized that they were each cheating with someone else, not together, and well...the story got infinitely more "normal" and boring. lol.

He is doing the Lord's work.