I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not, but that’s Lindsay Adler, and like, not me.

I’m not, really.

I thought essential oils weren’t safe to use around pets? Is peppermint an exception? (legit asking, my vet has warned me against lemon, rosemary, tea tree etc but I don’t remember her mentioning peppermint)

Here’s the thing, Seattle is liberal...in a wealthy or wannabe wealthy, way. It is the White, North Face & Lululemon wearing, socially progressive- but don’t touch my money, kinda green, foodie, techie & bougie city.

Describing someone as “still currently alive” is pretty bleak.

I’m laughing so hard at “baby butthole crisis”!

“THE MEXICANS” Jesus Butthole Christ

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

“Could you imagine the outrage if there was a male only festival? During White History Month!”

Honestly, as someone who’s attended a lot of festivals in the past, I’d love a festival without dudes.

You might be surprised to know that some people have died hitting trees or walls that were travelling at 0 mph.

Wow, that’s horrible.

Jesus fucking christ.

And in someways, it’s this microaggressive shit that’s worse. Like, if a dude were to slap my ass or straight up proposition me, everyone* would immediately understand that as terrible and be outraged. There’s some comfort in knowing the people in the room are all with me on that. On the other hand, when you just get…

I have to say, I’m glad this is getting called out because honestly this shit is so low-level I can’t even believe anyone is noticing.

I can’t bring myself to watch the video. I’m already cringing too much.

Don’t forget Saint Ronnie rushed gun control in California when The Black Panthers exercised their right to bear arms.

Why aren’t the NRA folks rioting over this? A responsible gun owner did everything you’re supposed to do but was killed.

Alternative theory - you were a brief emotional vacation from her relationship. Your dick was a rude awakening.

Listen, honey bunches of oats... I’ll spell this out once.