From a friend who is far more eloquent than I:

Here’s a question: have five soldiers died in one day yet in his term? I mean, if he hasn’t called the families of the ones killed in Niger yet, who are these other ones..?

Melania’s husband repeatedly perved and practically stalked Harry’s mother as well as bragged about having the ability to fuck Princess Diana before and after her death.

It’s called SHADE.

I couldn’t tell is it was the angle or not from the first picture, but the CNN screen grab certainly shows it is the suit itself. Maybe she figures if she starts to look fat, Donald will set her free?

Obligatory “why not both?” And then Pizza Rat Runs off with his rug, uses it during rat open night mike night in a hilarious bit that impresses his ladyfriend, Croissant Rat. They marry and raise little Tater Tot rats, who snuggle safely every night in said silken orange toupee, dreaming the dreams of free and…

I appreciate the specificity of this.

I hope Pizza Rat sneaks in the penthouse and drops a pepperoni turd on his face while he sleeps.

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…

I’ve found that this current administration has provided me with nearly unlimited supply of the use of the word “fuck”

As much as this is disgusting and an attempt to cater to his white bread cult, Fucktwit McFuckerson thinks that w/e he tweets out is considered law; furthering the fucking point that he has no fucking clue how the fucking government works. Also, this is a fucking distraction from the Russia probe.

just wanted to say this is poetry and i empathise really powerfully with it.

Say “big nothing burger” on more fucking time, you mealy mouthed, fuck bag, pedo faced, goddamned shitass. This asstards are the prime example of mother fuckers who talk shit behind a force-field. They are goddamn laughing at all of our true and honest expressions of concern. It’s so goddamn abusive, and it’s…

Once they figured out the charity wasn’t giving kids cancer, they decided to redistribute the funds.

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

I can’t fucking stand that corpulent, conspiracy peddling, bulldog jowled, balding, paranoid, small dicked, unstable, proudly stupid, retrograde, racist, sexist, man tit having, xenophobic, homophobic, islamophobic, truthphobic, sociopathic, snake oil selling, blood sucking, gun stroking, jiggling bullshit salesman…

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

What exactly does Trump have to lose? A big pile of Russian debt? “As damages, we award former President Obama two oversized paintings of Trump, his tie collection, and several rolls of tape. Everything else was repossessed by Putin last week.”