She is next Kardashian

The Times goes on to cite research about risk takers liking spicy food and people with a sweet tooth being “more likely to volunteer to help clean up their city after a major flood” and “how bitter taste preferences might be associated with antisocial personality traits” and the “link between eating certain foods and…

How to get disbarred: Gleefully break client privilege and expose some of their of medical information in the very next sentence.

That Goop article on page 6 is pretty poor, makes it sound like they are making snap chat filters with water logos but that was just the booth.

You’d think if someone was that passionate about diversity that they would VERIFY that she has darker hair, right? Right?? We’re all gonna die.

“I feel like Mischa has darker hair”!? She one upped her own nonsense. Hahahahahaha.

I never bother arguing personhood with pro-birthers. It’s somewhat subjective anyway. And entirely beside the point.

No person has the right to be inside of or use another person’s body for their life. So even if they are a full person, they still don’t have a right to be there and a woman has the right to remove them…

“a fully developed person who can feed themselves and get a job in 2 months”

Hence no need to give the workshy little crumbgrabbers the handouts.

Technically, it’s not even a fetus yet, not until 8 weeks. At 6 weeks it’s an embryo the size of a pea.

Look, you’re never going to convince people like this that a fetus isn’t a fully developed person who can feed themselves and get a job in 2 months if only their mamma didn’t execute them.

Pregnancy is a potential consequence of sex. If a man isn’t prepared to accept that his sexual partner may choose an abortion, he shouldn’t have sex.

Accurate post is accurate and appreciated.

Grilled cheese is one of the few foods that’s delicious for breakfast, lunch or dinner.

Grilled cheese and tomato soup has been my go-to dinner choice a few times this past week as I battle a stubborn head cold. Very comforting.

This is all well and good, but the best soup for a snow day is bourbon.

Any diet that’s named after a process that occurs when normal people start going into starvation isn’t a healthy diet.

The first rule of keto diet: You *must* talk about the keto diet. 

Also, I decided long ago I’d rather be 10 lbs heavier and eat carbs and not constantly be a bitchy beast when I am not eating carbs. Plus I kinda like having bigger boobs. And eating bread and pasta. And cake.  

The most annoying part of keto is how annoying people are that constantly tell you they’re on keto. It’s like the new vegan.

You’re under the assumption that dieting is the practice of logical, scientifically minded people.