In one of those increasingly frequent “I’m wasting my life” moments, I immediately knew exactly what they meant by signature hats.

This Don McLean character is fucking disgusting. She looks like his grand-daughter. Is she wearing fucking braces on her teeth?! Ugh, old rich men are the grossest, and I really can’t wrap my head around the young, pretty women who let them inside of their bodies.

I want Mississippi to be the safest worst place in America for an unborn child women.

You’re right. The Carters are really trying to keep their child’s activities private.

The world makes no sense to me anymore.

To the Stars academy... oh god.

Many years back, an old CO of mine gave me a pearl of wisdom about such events.

It’s not apathy. It’s skepticism.

...which should be freaking everybody the fuck out, but for some reason nobody seems to care!

Just because something is small, fast and unexplained it must be aliens, great logic. Aren’t most non Western aligned nations developing and fielding high speed even hypersonic antiship missiles. Isn’t that a better explanation than aliens?

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I really hate how she got such a shitty reputation in the 90's and early 2000's for being a bitch. She seems just lovely and a lot of fun.

I also really appreciate how she says ‘we’ on everything. Her name is attached to a million things, and dozens of books, yet she was very intentional in her inclusion of everyone.…

Well everything in this was just delightful and now it feels like it should be summer but instead Maine’s getting another 12 inches of snow tomorrow and I just cannot.

Ahh! So thrilled you two got to meet her and have a lovely conversation about wine! I think if I could be friends with any celeb, she’d be my first pick. I “met” her at a book signing in a Macy’s around 10 years ago, and she was just the most beautiful person I’d ever seen. Her skin was illuminating. Did you find her…

I’d rather have Leslie Stahl as Education Secretary.

It’s to punish them. Then they’ll try harder and do better. Duh.

Those are precisely the choices she is interested in.

Bravo. Typing that wust have given you a wassive wigraine.

I already disliked Arie, but I nearly raged stroke at the way he repeatedly violated Becca’s boundaries in that stupid “unedited” scene. She spent a good 15-20 minutes walking away from him, retreating to other parts of the house, and saying: “please leave” “go away” “leave me alone” “I want to be alone” and “don’t…

i was coming down here to say, where is the church of satan on this? they could start a program that flies pregnant women in areas where abortion is inaccessible to whatever’s the closest approximation to the onion’s abortionplex, first class, and have some confetti and champagne ready for afterward. (what? it’s a…