Listen, people, you can have a bolt-action rifle, a shotgun, or a revolver. If you can’t successfully hunt or target shoot with those, you are a shitty shot who should not have a weapon. If you cannot “defend yourself” with those, you are a shitty shot who should not have a weapon and also has likely been killed by…

I’ll definitely be seeing Gamenight, too...after it comes out on video. On video, hehe

Not so hot take? Maybe let’s stop blaming actresses for decisions that were made 100% without their knowledge and probably by a white male production manager or production coordinator. Where’s the header photo of Adam Driver? Judd Apatow? The fucking CEO of HBO? I’ve worked on a lot of sets. When I was in film school,…

He essentially blamed the community for what happened. He literally passed the buck on this one “we don’t need better mental health care or gun control it was YOUR fault for not addressing this kid sooner.” The United States of America: An example for the world for what not to do.

Part of me is like “this is great!!!” and part of me is like “oh come on”. Like Sesame Street says, there are sometime foods. McDonald’s is a sometime food.

I read other team centric sports blogs, because I am a masochist, and the popular idea there was that we need 20 armed guards at every school. Me, being the libtard cuck that I am, suggested that maaaaaybe creating a police state at school isn’t the greatest for the development, and that we might want to start banning…

My phone can be tracked at any point. Tell me why manufacturing guns with built-in geotags that lock them up in public places is a bad idea. Guns cost more, gun fanatics can still buy, hunters aren’t affected, and the NRA still makes money. Also: Schools don’t get sprayed with bullets.

Cheeseburgers are life. My inner child is sad. My outer adult says that it is time to go get a two cheeseburger meal.

If I make the gesture of taking my daughter to McDonald’s, it’s because I am giving her free reign to “knock yourself out, kid.” It’s like being allowed to make yourself sick on candy when you come home on tick-or-treat night. Besides, the acidulated apple slices are fairly gross, and the yogurt has as much sugar as…

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Every state turns into rural Mississippi once you get twenty minutes outside of the nearest city. I’ve seen people flying the confederate treason flag from their rusty trailers in upstate New York.

Oh absolutely. I have in-laws in Maine. Once you can no longer smell the ocean, you’re in fucking Arkansas.

I remember a friend from Maine telling me there are regions of that State that would make Alabama republicans run in terror.

Chocolate actually exists. #TeamChocolate

Watching the team free skate I understood the accusations about his ass. His ass has an ass for God’s sake.

Based on the casual way he was throwing cold patch on it between cars, this ain’t his first rodeo.

I don’t think it is hypocritical. However as the mother of a 3 year old with epilepsy I just wanted to say that there are absolutely no guarantees that your child is going to be healthy despite all the genetic testing you may do. There are plenty of very serious conditions that there are no tests for (unless perhaps…

I love this cutie! At the same time, are there are ladies who are looking at this photo and feeling god-awful guilt? My husband and I are planning to have a baby this year. We are doing genetic testing (including Down’s) and we’re fairly certain we would abort a baby with Down Syndrome because we do not have the time…

her vulgar ad libbed lines absolutely kill me. Like the principals office scene from this is 40. I think a lot of her lines from spy where like that too

I LOVE HER. some people may think it’s overly simplistic, but i love her type of physical humor. her hands and body are so animated it kills me. and anytime she hosts SNL they are some of my favorite skits!